The Kambo Lady

11/01/2026

Why healing is never just personal

We are not born a blank slate waiting to receive input from outside world.

We already possess the ancient wisdom (and traumas) of our ancestors.

🧬 Microchimerism shows us that we carry living cells from others.

Mothers carry children.
Children carry mothers.

Sometimes for life, if a person chooses to not dive into their untapped inner wisdom & heal what comes to be healed.

Health conditions are not random or unfortunate.

🧠 Epigenetics shows us that stress, trauma & survival patterns can be inherited.

Not as fate, but as incomplete processing.

🌀 Indigenous wisdom has always said the same thing:
what could not be healed then - seeks resolution now.

This is how disease, disorders & dysfunction can arise.

Not as punishment.

But as communication - messengers to be heard, seen, held & healed.

Kambo works across all layers at once: physical, mental, emotional, energetic & spiritual - creating conditions where the body can finally complete what has been carried through lineages for generations🧬🧬🧬history repeating itself over & over, until now. This is where it ends.

Kambo helps clear what has been passed down through maternal & paternal lines.

You are not carrying this because you are broken.

You are carrying it because you are capable.

Ancient medicines doesn’t just heal the individual.

It helps finish a story our lineage has been holding.

We came to do what our ancestors could not.

It is a privilege that we are the ones who get to change future history.

We are the cycle breakers.

Will you heed the call?

🜃

DM me for more info & book your ceremonies✨🐸✨

10/01/2026

Our body is always speaking to us through physical symptoms - not to be quietened or repressed by pharmaceuticals but for us to wonder into why is this happening..?

Physical symptoms are not random…

The body carries stories the conscious mind has forgotten…or tried to forget.

Are living libraries of all that we have ever experienced, from the moment we were conceived.

Disease, disorders & dysfunctions are very often the last language of something long unheard.

The deep wisdom of our bodies calling out for our attention to be healed at the root causes.

Kambo meets the body at this threshold.

💙 Vishuddha | Throat Chakra

The centre of truth, expression & being heard.

When words were swallowed, when emotions were suppressed instead of expressed, the body often holds the residue.
Tight jaw. Thyroid imbalances. Sleep apnea. Ear & sinus problems. Chronic neck & shoulder pain.

🧡 Svadhisthana | Sacral Chakra

The centre of desire, creativity, intimacy & emotional flow.

Here lives suppressed grief, unmet needs, ancestral patterns & the places we learned it was safer to not feel.

When the internal waters & energies become blocked & stagnate, the body adapts.
Pelvic pain. Reproductive challenges. Addictions. Emotional numbness.

Kambo here supports movement.

What was frozen begins to thaw.

Kambo restores our innate intelligence to recognise symptoms as messengers & the medicine itself dives deep into these physical manifestations to heal at the cellular level.

Kambo helps the body heal from what the psyche learned to survive.

Kambo is a powerful catalyst for restoration, realignment, repatterining, reprogramming & so much more!

Kambo is an invitation to connect with the deep intelligence that lives within all of us.

We get to be active participants in our health, healing & awakening when we have the courage to go beyond the mainstream narratives that were designed to keep us from reclaiming our power.

Healing unfolds when we meet the root, not just the symptom.

DM me if you would like to learn more & book your ceremonies ✨🐸✨

I look forward to witnessing the magic unfold for you✨🪷✨





09/01/2026

It’s time for us to stop giving our power away to false Gods.

“Half of what you are taught in medical school will be shown to be either wrong or obsolete within ten years.
The trouble is, no one knows which half.”
— Dr. Sydney Burwell

This isn’t an attack on medicine.
It’s an invitation to humility.

Knowledge is provisional.
Models evolve.
Certainty ages quickly.

What is widely accepted as “truth” just ONE explanation according to ONE way of thinking.

What about what lies outside of that narrow doctrine?

What about the ancient wisdom of other cultures that have been used to heal people, successfully, without our harm, the thousands of years..?

I invite you to question systems.
Question so-called authority figures.
And stay curious.

Because real intelligence isn’t blind belief✨👁️✨

It’s the willingness to revise, refine & remain in relationship with what’s unfolding.

Ask, how can I raise my consciousness so that I may access higher levels oof wisdom & understanding.

Ask better questions.
Listen to the body.
Remain open to the knowing that our bodies are capable of healing themselves - given the conditions.

DM me if you are ready to start reclaiming your power, your optimal health & inner wisdom ✨🤍✨

(What you see in the photos is the result of chemo ‘therapy’ - how on earth we came to believe toxic chemicals to be therapy is shocking!

Chemo destroys the entire immune system, which, ironically, is the very system that was already over-burdened for cancer to be able to manifest in the first place, and just imagine the damage being done to her body that cannot be seen😭💔😭

To me, this is devastating😩

Arthritis, Inflammation & Cellular HydrationLiving with arthritis means that you are living with chronic systemic inflam...
04/01/2026

Arthritis, Inflammation & Cellular Hydration

Living with arthritis means that you are living with chronic systemic inflammation & oxidative stress:

•Stiffness
•Swelling
•Pain
•Fatigue

Your body isn’t failing, it’s working under suboptimal conditions.

Cellular detoxification & hydration has been grossly overlooked in the treatment of all inflammatory conditions; all health conditions, in fact.

And not all water can hydrate sufficiently & thus the body stagnates.

Toxins build up & cannot be effectively carried out & nutrition cannot be effectively delivered.

✨ Kangen Water offers two key properties:

💧 Cellular hydration

The powerful electrolysis process restructures & creates water that is rich in active hydrogen & charged minerals, allowing the water to enter cells more efficiently, supporting joint lubrication, nutrient delivery & waste removal at a cellular level.

⚡ Low ORP (antioxidant potential)

A lower Oxidation Reduction Potential means the Kangen Water can neutralise excess free radicals, particularly the hydroxyl radical which is the most damaging to all of our cells.

These are known contributors to inflammatory processes in the body, including those involved in arthritis.

😩Inflammation is fuelled by oxidative stress.

Drinking Kangen Water reduces oxidative stress & that reduces inflammation & supports the body’s natural repair mechanisms.

💧When optimal cellular hydration is achieved people notice:

• less stiffness
• improved mobility
• calmer pain responses
• better overall resilience

The type of water we drink makes a profound difference to the everyday functioning, performance & inner terrain of our bodies & brains.

Our joints are part of a system.

When the system is well lubricated, the joints move easier.

DM me for more info & order your medically certified Enagic K8 water ioniser.






*For educational purposes

ARTHRITIS & KAMBOArthritis is not just about joints.It’s about inflammation, immune signalling, pain perception, detoxif...
03/01/2026

ARTHRITIS & KAMBO

Arthritis is not just about joints.

It’s about inflammation, immune signalling, pain perception, detoxification capacity & nervous system tone.

Kambo, a traditional Amazonian medicine, contains a complex library of bioactive peptides that interact with the body on multiple levels, which is why people experience relief from inflammatory & pain-related conditions, including arthritis.

Here’s how it works, directly & indirectly:

🐸 Anti-inflammatory signalling

Several kambo peptides interact with inflammatory pathways, helping calm excessive immune responses that contribute to joint swelling, stiffness & pain.

🧠 Pain modulation

Peptides such as dermorphin-like compounds interact with pain perception in the nervous system. This doesn’t numb the body, but can reduce chronic pain signalling & hypersensitivity often seen in arthritis.

🛡️ Immune system regulation

Rather than suppressing the immune system, as many pharmaceutical drugs do, kambo helps to re-educate immune responses, which may be especially relevant for inflammatory & autoimmune-driven joint conditions.

🌀 Detoxification & lymphatic flow

Kambo strongly activates the liver, gut, lymph & elimination pathways. When toxic load is reduced, systemic inflammation naturally follows. Joints feel this downstream.

🌿 Nervous system reset

Chronic joint pain lives in a sensitised nervous system. Kambo’s intense but short-acting physiological response is followed by deep parasympathetic settling, allowing tissues to soften & repair more effectively.

✨ Whole-system intelligence

Rather than targeting a joint in isolation, kambo works with the body as an ecosystem.

When digestion improves, inflammation lowers, sleep deepens & stress chemistry shifts, joints often regain mobility & ease.

Kambo’s peptides restore healthy communication between systems that have been under strain for too long.

Ancient medicine. Modern understanding. Deep respect for the body’s wisdom.

DM me for more info & book your appointment✨💚✨

02/01/2026

Micronutrient Medicine Bowl

All organic | deeply nutrient-dense

This meal isn’t just food. It’s cellular information.
Each ingredient delivers specific signals to the body & brain, supporting energy, immunity, hormones, gut health & nervous system regulation.

🍄‍🟫 Mushrooms
Selenium + B-vitamins for immunity, thyroid & cellular repair

🍠 Sweet Potatoes
Beta-carotene, potassium & vitamin C for skin, fertility, adrenals & blood sugar balance

🥬 Spinach
Magnesium, folate & iron to support the nervous system, hormones & vitality

🍗 Chicken
High-quality protein + B-vitamins for muscle repair, neurotransmitters & steady energy

🧄 Garlic & 🧅 Onion
Antimicrobial, anti-inflammatory & prebiotic support for detoxification and gut health

🥥 Coconut Milk & Oil
Hormone-supportive fats + MCTs for brain fuel and satiety

🍚 Wild Rice
Magnesium, zinc & fibre for gut health, immunity & slow-release energy

⚡️💧 Cooked in 9.5pH Kangen Water
Supporting cellular hydration, efficient digestion & mineral absorption.

✔ Hormone & fertility support
✔ Nervous system nourishment
✔ Blood sugar stability
✔ Gut microbiome health
✔ Minerals often depleted by stress

Eat to nourish 🫀🧠

Food is information - are you feeding your wellness or your illness?





WISHING YOU THE HEALTHIEST & HAPPIEST 2026!✨💚✨Every year at this time, so many people experience a cold, cough, fever, s...
01/01/2026

WISHING YOU THE HEALTHIEST & HAPPIEST 2026!✨💚✨

Every year at this time, so many people experience a cold, cough, fever, sickness or diarrhoea.

From a physiological perspective, these symptoms are routes of elimination

• Mucus helps clear irritants
• Fever supports immune efficiency
• Vomiting & diarrhoea move inflammatory load out very effectively

The body isn’t malfunctioning, it’s responding intelligently to increased consumption of:

• dairy
• sugar
• wheat / gluten
• alcohol
• reduced sunlight
• less movement

Inflammatory load accumulates… until the body chooses a way to release it

Detoxing & healthy eating are two very different things

Healthy eating is like:
bringing better quality food into your home

Detoxing is like:
finally taking the rubbish out

You can eat organic, whole foods every day, but if elimination pathways are inflamed & congested (which most are) nutrient absorption is compromised

At age 26, I had my first colonic irrigation

At 9 stone 2, I was far from overweight but I lost 6 lbs in one session!

Waste that had been clogging up my body’s ability to absorb nutrients

That moment fundamentally changed how I understand health, digestion & vitality

Hydration, elimination & absorption, from my experience & study, is firstly about clearing what blocks absorption

Once old matter has been removed, then the body can assimilate the nutrients in food & supplements

Detoxification & cellular hydration are the fundamental & foundational puzzle pieces for optimal health & wellness that most people are missing

• Kangen Water supports deep hydration, bowel regularity & overall digestive ease when used consistently

• Kambo is a powerful detox & reset that stimulates elimination pathways & helps the body to release old matter that is causing inflammation & blockages that lead to illness

When the gut is clearer & better hydrated, the body is simply better able to absorb nutrients & when absorption improves, immune resilience, energy & overall wellbeing naturally follow

DM me to book your detox & reset & order your Enagic K8 for the healthy & radiant 2026✨🐸✨⚡️💧🫧✨

#2026

30/12/2025

Fertility struggles aren’t a failure of the body.

They’re a response to the environmental toxic load in a person’s body.

In the last 1/4 of 2024, I served kambo to a lady who had experienced multiple miscarriages & longed for a healthy, full-term pregnancy.

When I arrived at her home, it very was clear to me why this hadn’t been possible for her so far:

plastic bottled water, scented candles, reed diffusers, plug-ins, chemical toilet blocks & va**ng.

Everyday sources of endocrine-disrupting chemicals, known to interfere with hormones, fertility, metabolism, immunity & nervous system regulation in both women & men.

After just one kambo ceremony, she quit va**ng & removed these chemical stressors from her home & became pregnant within a few months.

She carried full term & gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby girl last month🥳👶🏻😍

In an ideal world, I would treat both the man & women at least three times, ideally more, to reduce their toxic load so that is not passed onto the baby during pregnancy via the placenta.

(NB: Kambo is not suitable for pregnant ladies)

Babies are born carrying a heavy toxic load inherited from both parents.

With this in mind, I invite you to consider what we are seeing ever-more prevalently in children these days.

This is not coincidental, nor is it due to ‘better diagnosis’ - that’s another lie they tell us to keep us from taking action to detox both parents & children, and no, children cannot have kambo but their are other methods - DM me for info.

IVF is incredibly expensive & doesn’t look to the root causes of infertility: environmental toxic load, hormonal signalling, nervous system stress & cellular health.
Kambo is an intelligent purifying medicine that supports the body in remembering its own intelligence, especially when paired with conscious lifestyle change.

Health & healing begins by removing what doesn’t belong.

Our bodies are infinitely more intelligent than our minds - as are sacred medicines.

DM to enquire how kambo can support you & your partner✨💚✨in all areas of your physical, mental & emotional health & wellness.

29/12/2025

Why I talk about Kangen Water & Electrolysed Reduced Water interchangeably.

Because the brand matters.

Not all hydrogen waters are created equal.

Enagic ionisers are certified medical devices by the Japanese Ministry of Health & have been used in their hospitals for decades.

Electrolysed reduced water (ERW) is the scientific name for it & is characterised by:

• a negative oxidation-reduction potential
• micro-clustered structure
• dissolved molecular hydrogen
• mineral-rich hydration

One of the most fascinating areas of research is its effect on blood viscosity.

🩸Blood viscosity = how thick or thin your blood is

When blood is too viscous, it flows more slowly.

That means:

• reduced oxygen delivery
• increased cardiovascular strain
• slower nutrient transport
• compromised cellular communication

When blood flows more freely:

• organs receive oxygen efficiently
• the brain is better perfused
• the heart works with less effort
• detox pathways function more effectively

Quality over quantity wins every time!

ERW has been shown in studies to support improved blood flow properties, which may enhance overall circulatory efficiency.

⚙️ What this means for the whole body

Better blood flow supports:

• brain clarity & cognitive function
• kidney & liver filtration
• muscle recovery
• hormonal signalling
• cellular energy production

Every organ depends on hydration.

🧬 ERW, glucose regulation & metabolic health

Emerging research suggests electrolysed reduced water may support improved insulin sensitivity & glucose metabolism, which is particularly relevant for:

• people with Type II diabetes
• those who are pre-diabetic
• individuals with metabolic dysfunction

By reducing oxidative stress & supporting cellular hydration, ERW may help cells respond more effectively to insulin.

Water isn’t just about quenching thirst, it’s about supporting every cell, organ & sytem in our body & brain to function optimally.

Change your Water - Change your Life

DM me for more info & payment plans

Let’s get this in your kitchen for your healthiest year yet!





28/12/2025

A very full bowl = a very nourished body

All-organic soup, gently cooked in organic coconut oil & filled with
🥕 carrots
🥬 leeks
🌱 celery
🧅 onion
🧄 garlic
🌰 chickpeas
🥥 coconut milk
🍚 organic brown rice pasta

People are often shocked by how much I eat!

Big bowls. Seconds. Sometimes thirds😋

This way of eating keeps my energy steady, my mind clear & my body deeply supported.

I NEVER get a cough or cold or any other illness & haven’t done for over ten years now.

And when we eat whole, organic, nutrient-dense foods, portion control becomes unnecessary.

Calories only measure energy on paper.
They say nothing about how well your cells can use that energy.

When we flood the body with minerals, vitamins, fibre, healthy fats & phytonutrients, the body recognises this as information & knows what to do with it.

It doesn’t store, hoard, or crave.
It welcomes it.

The more nutrients we feed our body, brain, organs & nervous system, the better every cell, organ & system can perform its role.

✨ Micronutrient highlights in this bowl ✨

• Vitamin A (beta-carotene) – carrots
Supports immunity, skin & cellular repair

• Vitamin C – leeks, celery, garlic
Immune strength, collagen formation, nervous system health

• B vitamins (B1, B6, folate) – chickpeas, brown rice pasta
Brain function, energy metabolism, hormone support

• Iron & Magnesium – chickpeas, onion & garlic
Oxygen delivery, muscle relaxation, nervous system calm

• Potassium – vegetables + coconut
Fluid balance, heart rhythm, cellular signalling

• Zinc & Selenium – garlic, chickpeas
Immune intelligence, thyroid & metabolic support

• Healthy saturated fats & MCTs – coconut oil + coconut milk
Brain fuel, satiety, blood sugar stability, fat-soluble vitamin absorption

Being healthy is not about eating less
It’s about eating better!

It’s about feeding the body enough high quality micronutrients to function optimally

When food is clean, whole & mineral-rich, the body knows when it’s had enough

Until then, I’ll keep serving generous bowls & trusting my biology 🍲

*Detoxing is essential for the gut to be able to absorb nutrients

27/12/2025

MEN, STRENGTH & THE COST OF NEVER SOFTENING

Most men are taught early to repress their needs:

Big boys don’t cry
Don’t show your feelings
Be useful
Be strong
Be in control

So when he starts experiencing sadness, anger, fatigue, low libido, irritability, cravings…the response is rarely to listen

It is to override:

P**n
Injected testosterone
More work
More gym
Sugar & caffeine to keep going

These aren’t random habits

They’re top-down strategies born from conditioning:

I don’t have time to feel this
I’ll deal with it later
I must keep going

And they’ll serve their purpose, for a while

Until inflammation kicks in
Hormones lose their rhythm
Cravings harden into addiction

Sugar, overtraining, substances, relentless productivity, etc, aren’t failures of discipline

They’re survival strategies of men who learned to abandon themselves

Big muscles protect a body that doesn’t feel safe to soften

Control replaces connection when emotions were never allowed to be felt

Here’s the truth:

You cannot override what needs to be cleared without further harm to yourself & potentially your family too

Kambo works from deep inside, going directly to the root causes

It removes the dense blockages within: physically, mentally, emotionally

Working bottom-up through detoxification, nervous system regulation & endocrine restoration

Cravings subside & often cease to exist at all
Hormones stabilise
Energy returns

Not because you pushed harder but because you finally honoured your real needs

One of the bravest things a man can do is stop trying to prove his strength & surrender in a space that can hold his truth

DM me to learn more about the power of how kambo can support all aspects of your health & wellbeing


26/12/2025

🎄 Make the Kangen Machine Part of Your Family Life 🎄

From washing vegetables and meat, to cooking meals and cleaning up afterwards - Kangen Water supports every moment with its different pH levels for different purposes.

2.5pH hypochlorous acid - kills all known bacteria

0.6pH beauty water - hands, face, plants, glass

0.7 clean water - kambo, baby formula, medications

8.5 pH Kangen Water - start here to avoid detox symptoms

9.0 pH Kangen Water - increased active hydrogen

9.5pH Kangen Water - for maximum hydrogen per glass

11.5pH sodium hydroxide - removing health harming chemicals from your fresh produce & cleaning your home

What could be more meaningful than living with fewer chemicals, caring for your loved ones, and enjoying a healthier, hydrated & happier Christmas together? ✨💚✨

🎄Kangen Water for Pets 🐶🐱🐰

This Christmas season is all about caring for those we love, our family, our little ones, and the furry friends who are part of our home too. When we choose better for our children, we also want the best for the beautiful pets who share our lives and our hearts.

Give every member of your family a little extra love and care this festive season❤️🐾😍

✨DM me to learn more about the health benefits, the payment plans & the business opportunity to start creating an additional revenue stream for you & your family✨💷💰💵💰💶✨

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