
30/08/2025
Breaking News: Some bloke thought it was a good idea to ring me twice at around midnight, and send two needy messages begging for a massage.
Spoiler alert: it wasn’t a good idea was it John.
My sanctuary is for healing, not late-night creepers who mistake desperation for charm. Midnight calls don’t make you mysterious, John — they just make you look like a drunk toddler who found a phone.
Pro tip: If you’re after respect and attention, start by finding some manners. Until then, jog on.