03/12/2025
This week, Biscuit McJinglebottom (Belong Atherton's mischievous elf) truly outdid himself. 😲
He started off strong by sneaking into the gym, where he was spotted confidently stretching the resistance bands with the exercise specialist Kelly. He claimed he was 'bulking up for sleigh-lifting season'.
Later, residents reported seeing him riding one of the reindeers outside the manager's office— and shouting, “To the cookie cupboard! Charge!” The reindeer looked confused. 🦌
Then came the great Sweet Drawer Heist. Biscuit teamed up with PDF Vicky (who, frankly, should know better). Together they cracked open the nurses’ office sweet stash. Biscuit was elbow-deep in jelly babies before anyone caught him.
But the highlight of the week? Biscuit somehow managed to crawl into one of the big dryers in the laundry room, probably thinking it was a luxury spinning sauna. The poor thing accidentally hit the start button. Staff heard muffled yelping followed by a very warm, very dizzy elf stumbling out, hair fluffed up like he’d stuck his head in a static balloon. 🫧
All in all, Biscuit McJinglebottom had a very productive week of mischief. 😈
