PCR Massage Therapy

05/05/2026

Me: professional massage therapist
Also me 2 minutes later: crying laughing because my client thinks I’m sawing his leg off 😭😂
Rugby calves are a different species I swear

03/05/2026

Old neighbour turned client 💫 Targeted treatment with hot stones to ease tension and restore balance.

30/04/2026

You’ll book your nails, your lashes, your holidays… but still ignore your body??

Mad.

If your back’s tight, your shoulders are screaming or you just need an hour of peace, I’ve got you 🫶🏼

Full range of treatments:
Sports, therapeutic, lymphatic drainage, Indian head, pre/postnatal, cupping, hot stones & red light therapy

Don’t wait until your body forces you to rest.
📩 Book in now.

13/04/2026

Some kids are back at school… some aren’t… either way, everyone’s hanging on by a thread at this point 😂🙌

Appointments available next week for anyone needing a proper reset 💆‍♀️
Whether it’s stress, aches, or you just need an hour of peace and quiet (no one shouting “mum” every 2 minutes)

Or be a good human and book it as a treat for someone who’s absolutely done right now 👀✨

Message me to get booked in before the slots go

Carers, listen up because this is said with love 🫶
If you’ve been “pushing through” sickness, exhaustion, and burnout… congrats — your body is now filing a formal complaint.

Being a carer means:
• lifting humans
• carrying emotional trauma that isn’t yours
• working while ill
• resting only when your body physically shuts you down

Cute. Sustainable? Absolutely not.

I’ve created a Caregiver Recovery Reset:
🔥 Red Light Therapy
🔥 Slow, restorative massage
🔥 Zero guilt. Zero pressure. Maximum recovery.

This isn’t a “treat”.
This is maintenance for the people holding everything together.

If you’ve been off work sick or you’re running on fumes — book in.
Your body deserves better than “I’ll be fine”.

DM to book 💆‍♀️✨

11/03/2026

✨ Mother’s Day Offer – 40% OFF Gift Vouchers ✨

Lent is here, which means 40% off all treatments and that includes gift vouchers too.

If you’re stuck on what to get for Mother’s Day, a massage voucher is the perfect excuse for mum to relax and have some well-deserved time to herself. 💆‍♀️

⚠️ Important:
Because the offer is part of my Lent promotion, vouchers purchased with the 40% discount must be used before April 2nd.

So if you want to treat your mum (or yourself 👀) at a huge discount, now is the time!

Message me to purchase a voucher or to book in.

09/03/2026

27/02/2026

Carers, listen up because this is said with love 🫶
If you’ve been “pushing through” sickness, exhaustion, and burnout… congrats — your body is now filing a formal complaint.

Being a carer means:
• lifting humans
• carrying emotional trauma that isn’t yours
• working while ill
• resting only when your body physically shuts you down

Cute. Sustainable? Absolutely not.

I’ve created a Caregiver Recovery Reset:
🔥 Red Light Therapy
🔥 Slow, restorative massage
🔥 Zero guilt. Zero pressure. Maximum recovery.

This isn’t a “treat”.
This is maintenance for the people holding everything together.

If you’ve been off work sick or you’re running on fumes — book in.
Your body deserves better than “I’ll be fine”.

DM to book 💆‍♀️✨

24/02/2026

Not a nap. Not a vibe. This is recovery. 🔴💪
Red light therapy + light recovery work so this man can lift heavy, wrestle harder, and still function like a human later 🥋🏋️‍♂️

Healing > ego
Recovery is part of the training, not an optional extra 😌✨

23/02/2026

✨ LENT SELF-CARE SPECIAL ✨

Growing a baby or recovering after one?
Your body is doing the MOST — let me look after it 🤍

🤰 Prenatal Massage
🤱 Postnatal Massage

💷 Usually £45
🔥 40% OFF ALL LENT

That’s £27 for a full session of calm, comfort & well-deserved relaxation 😮‍💨✨

✔ Eases aches & tension
✔ Helps you relax & reset
✔ Safe, gentle & tailored to you

Because during Lent, we’re giving up stress… not self-care 💆🏼‍♀️💖

📩 DM to book
📅 Limited slots available

19/02/2026

Gift vouchers arrived and they’re ✨giving✨
Second day of Lent, meditation done, nervous system regulated… now who wants a massage? 💆‍♀️🧘‍♀️