Baby College Milton Keynes & Buckingham

01/04/2026

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Introducing the Ph.B. in Applied Babydom

We are proud to announce the next evolution in early childhood achievement. For years, Baby College has provided the highest standard of development. Today, we break new ground.
Introducing the Baby College Ph.B. (Philosopher of Babydom)—the world’s first structured doctoral program for distinguished infants aged 0-3.

After rigorous academic review, our distinguished teachers (assisted by several leading pediatric stuffed animals) has curated a curriculum designed to push the boundaries of cognitive, gross motor, and manipulative achievement. This is not just baby class. This is a scholarly pursuit of optimisation.
Distinguished Areas of Study:
🎓 Chair of Developmental Aerodynamics: Advanced techniques in Projectile Peas and gravity defiance.
🎓 Institute for Diplomatic Relations: Tantrum Negotiation and cross-border conflict resolution (e.g., getting a biscuit after bedtime).
🎓 Center for Structural Integrity: Master-level Block Tower Demolition and seismic impact testing.
🎓 Department of Applied Sleep Inhibition: Cognitive strategies for 3 AM Awake-Time optimisation.

This is a very limited enrollment program. Do you have a highly-distinguished, dissertation-ready toddler?

HOW TO APPLY: Submit your baby’s best 'thinking face' in the comments! Tell us which 'Chair' they are ready to fill. We are giving full 'Baby-Scholarships' (i.e., a free session) to the top three applicants selected!

🎓 Tag a fellow academic parent who needs to get their child on the Ph.B. track!

24/03/2026

🐣 Don't miss out on our Easter Party fun! 🎉

There's still time to book for our parties this week! Grab your spot now for some festive learning and play.

🌟 TODAY (Tuesday): We're in Newton Leys and have a few spaces left in our toddler and infant classes! 🌟
🐰 THURSDAY: Join the party at Glebe Farm! 🐰

Hop over to our website to book your spot before they vanish! 💨

17/03/2026

🐣 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄!🐣

We can’t wait to welcome you and your little one for a week of springtime fun, gentle learning, and lots of adorable Easter magic.

Our Easter sessions are filled with:
✨ Developmental play designed for babies & toddlers
🎶 Songs, movement and bonding time
🌼 Sensory & messy play activities to spark curiosity
🐰 A sprinkle of bunny‑themed cuteness (of course!)

Whether your little one is rolling, toddling, or exploring the world for the very first time, our Easter parties are a gorgeous way to make memories together while supporting their early development.

📅 Running all next week
📍 Wolverton, Newton Leys & Glebe Farm
🎟️ Spaces are limited — hop in quickly to secure your spot!

We can’t wait to celebrate with you and your tiny explorer. 💛

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16/03/2026

Can any of our lovely Baby College family help with Baby Basics MK appeal? 🤞

15/03/2026

🌸 HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY 🌸
Saying thank you to all the wonderful mums out there with a special FREE TRIAL offer for all trials booked today! Book via our website using code BESTMUM

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26/02/2026

Free trial class today for our Toddler class (9-18 months)

Thursday 26th February @ 10:30am

Wavendon Community Hub, Dankworth Way

23/02/2026

Our next Baby Massage Course starts Thursday 26th February at 12:30pm at Wavendon Community Hub 💛

This isn’t just a class—it’s a beautiful journey for you and your baby.

You’ll gain:
🌿 Skills – Gentle techniques to ease digestion, improve sleep & promote calm
📚 Knowledge – Evidence-based guidance you can trust
🤱 Connection – Deepen your bond in a nurturing, peaceful space
💪 Confidence – Feel empowered in your parenting journey

Plus:
☕ Refreshments included
📲 Digital handouts
🤝 Ongoing support beyond the class

Perfect for parents who value depth over dazzle.
📍 Limited spaces—book now to secure yours: www.babycollege.co.uk/find-a-class

20/02/2026

Omg!! I can't believe I'm the proud owner of two two wonderful businesses now 🥴 I'm so excited to be the new owner of The Fat Mallow Company!

Please give my page a like and follow to see all the lovely deliciousness I've got coming up 😁

Hi everyone! 👋

I’m beyond excited (and honestly a little pinch-me thrilled!) to introduce myself as the new owner of The Fat Mallow Company.

First, I want to say a huge thank you to Cat for trusting me with something so special. The love, creativity, and community built around this brand mean so much, and I’m incredibly honored to carry it forward.

Right now, most of the magic is happening in my very real, very cozy home development kitchen — where I’ve been busy testing recipes, experimenting with flavors, making sticky messes, and working hard behind the scenes to get everything just right for the relaunch. Every batch is being made with care, excitement, and a whole lot of marshmallow enthusiasm.

I cannot wait to share what’s coming next with you. My goal is to keep everything you already love while adding fresh ideas, new flavors, and even more fun along the way.

Thank you for welcoming me into this sweet community. Your support already means the world, and I’m so excited for us to start this next chapter together.

Stay tuned… fluffy things are coming soon! ☁️✨

Kate x

17/02/2026

𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐍𝐄𝐒!

Join our award-winning developmental classes to nurture your little one's precious early years and learn different ways to support neurodevelopment through fun and gentle activities.
❤️ Research linked developmental activities and parenting insights
🧡 Dancing, yoga, signing, massage, sensory play, messy play, music and more
💛 Fun and simple play ideas that you can recreate time and time again
💚 Encouraging early concentration and learning skills
💙 EYFS led activities within our Toddler and Junior classes
💜 Nurturing correct neurological and physical development through repetitive patterns within the classes

Baby College classes are perfectly tailored to gently challenge and stimulate your growing child in 4 different classes...
💜 Baby Massage
❤️ Infants from newborn to 9 months
💙 Toddlers from 9 to 18 months
💚 Juniors from 18 months to 4 years

We offer a monthly payment plan and trials, so book now with only a deposit to secure your place on our mats!

Play, Move and Learn with Baby College
Book now at www.babycollege.co.uk

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