Alchemy Therapy Centre

Alchemy Therapy Centre Specialists in Sports Massage and Beauty Therapy and Eyebrow Microblading. Spend some time with us being pampered or being repaired with our sports therapist.

Visit our website for more information www.alchemytherapycentre.com Alchemy is a Sports Massage and Beauty Therapy centre based in Old Stratford. We believe in a holistic and natural approach to our treatments providing a relaxing, rejuvenating and revitalizing array of treatments to suit everyone’s needs. We have specialist staff to provide help to relieve any sports injuries, muscular aches and joint pains. All staff are fully qualified in all treatments to ensure your time with us will be a rewarding experience.

Elf’s on the tree by the door for his final meet & greet before Christmas.🎄Just a reminder: we’re open 12–4pm today (las...
23/12/2025

Elf’s on the tree by the door for his final meet & greet before Christmas.

🎄Just a reminder: we’re open 12–4pm today (last day before Christmas).

We’d love to see you.

Elf’s practising a new coping strategy: seeing things from a different angle.Honestly… not the worst idea. ...
22/12/2025

Elf’s practising a new coping strategy: seeing things from a different angle.

Honestly… not the worst idea.

Opps, elf got stuck on the wax! Wondered where he had gone 🙈
21/12/2025

Opps, elf got stuck on the wax!

Wondered where he had gone 🙈

Showering us with festive cheer! Today’s elf update: found perched on the shower head, possibly hoping for a spa-style s...
20/12/2025

Showering us with festive cheer!

Today’s elf update: found perched on the shower head, possibly hoping for a spa-style steam treatment! He certainly knows how to find the quirkiest spots around the centre.

Don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t get caught in the splash zone!

Where’s the funniest place your elf has ended up?

A little sparkle goes a long way! Caught our elf getting into the festive spirit with a mini Christmas tree and a touch ...
19/12/2025

A little sparkle goes a long way!

Caught our elf getting into the festive spirit with a mini Christmas tree and a touch of shimmer! He’s clearly picked up a few beauty secrets during his time at Alchemy Therapy Centre.

We just hope he doesn’t try to glitter everything in sight…

How are you adding sparkle to your day?

Cosy mornings only! Our elf has decided it’s a duvet day and is snuggled up under the blankets. All this festive mischie...
18/12/2025

Cosy mornings only!

Our elf has decided it’s a duvet day and is snuggled up under the blankets. All this festive mischief must be exhausting! We can’t blame him for wanting a bit of extra rest before the Christmas rush.

Who else wishes they could stay wrapped up today?

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the flat,I was stress-eating biscuits—far too many, in fact.My cuticle...
17/12/2025

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the flat,
I was stress-eating biscuits—far too many, in fact.
My cuticles ragged, my shoulders all tight,
My face doing who-knows-what—a true festive fright.

When out of my phone there appeared such a sight:
“Alchemy Therapy Centre—book in for tonight!”
A manicure? Facial? A massage divine?
I thought, “Yes. Immediately. This body is mine.”

The therapists welcomed me, smiling with grace,
(Not judging the state of my post-holiday face).
They tucked me in snugly; I felt so at ease—
Like a pampered burrito with lavender breeze.

First came the facial—my skin said, “At last!”
All the stress melted off like a snowstorm gone fast.
Then a massage so lovely, I nearly confessed
To crimes I didn’t commit—just from feeling de-stressed.

My nails got their makeover—oh, what a sight!
I left feeling sparkly, refreshed, and upright.
No more Scrooge in the mirror, no Grinch in my mood—
Just a glowing, relaxed, well-manicured dude.

So when festive chaos gets you in a muddle,
And you’re one mince pie away from a full yuletide puddle,
Just remember the place that treats you the best:
Alchemy Therapy Centre—for a well deserved rest.

https://bookings.gettimely.com/alchemytherapycentre/bb/book

Hands-on experience!It’s the final day of nail training, and our elf is getting his own “manicure” under the lamp. He’s ...
17/12/2025

Hands-on experience!

It’s the final day of nail training, and our elf is getting his own “manicure” under the lamp. He’s definitely putting in the work to master the art of beautiful nails, one tiny hand at a time!

We’re impressed with his commitment. Next stop: painting festive designs! Would you trust this elf to do your nails?

Practising perfect technique! Today, our elf is getting hands-on with the nail lamp, testing out the curing process lik...
16/12/2025

Practising perfect technique!

Today, our elf is getting hands-on with the nail lamp, testing out the curing process like a true professional. Safety goggles not required for elves, apparently!

He’s all about achieving that flawless finish. We just hope he doesn’t get too comfortable under the lamp and try to nap through his training!

Have you ever caught your elf sneaking in a bit of self-care?

Nail training begins!Our elf is off to a stylish start, getting to grips with all the nail colour options. Decisions, de...
15/12/2025

Nail training begins!

Our elf is off to a stylish start, getting to grips with all the nail colour options. Decisions, decisions… Should he go classic red, festive green, or something a little more daring?

He’s determined to learn the ropes and become a nail expert by Christmas! Which shade do you think suits him best?

Safety first, mischief second! Today’s elf update: found perched on our fire extinguisher, looking very pleased with him...
14/12/2025

Safety first, mischief second!

Today’s elf update: found perched on our fire extinguisher, looking very pleased with himself. Don’t worry, he’s just making sure we’re all following the rules and keeping things safe as the holiday excitement builds.

Rest assured, at Alchemy Therapy Centre, we’re prepared for every eventuality… even elf-induced emergencies!

What’s the cheekiest place your elf has ended up this week?

This morning, our elf was caught peering into an empty mug, desperately searching for the last drop of caffeine. Even el...
13/12/2025

This morning, our elf was caught peering into an empty mug, desperately searching for the last drop of caffeine. Even elves need a pick-me-up to keep up with the Christmas chaos at Alchemy Therapy Centre!

We’ve reassured him that there’s always a fresh brew on the go for our team (and clients!) – but perhaps he should stick to hot chocolate...

How do you take your coffee during the festive rush?

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Unit C, Old Stratford Local Centre
Milton Keynes
MK196FG

Opening Hours

Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 5pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 10am - 8pm
Saturday 10am - 4pm

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Welcome to Alchemy!

Alchemy is a Sports Massage and Beauty Therapy centre based in Old Stratford. We believe in a holistic and natural approach to our treatments providing a relaxing, rejuvenating and revitalizing array of treatments to suit everyone’s needs.

We provide: Environ Facials, Kaeso facials, Waxing, threading, manicures, pedicures, callus peels, cnd shellac, gel nail extensions, eye treatments, eyelash extensions, make up, sports massage, deep tissue massage, Swedish massage, aromatherapy massage, hot stone massage, warm candle massage , scalp massage, indian head massage, reiki, hopi ear candles, reflexology and pamper packages. We have specialist staff to provide help to relieve any sports injuries, muscular aches and joint pains. All staff are fully qualified in all treatments to ensure your time with us will be a rewarding experience.