01/10/2025
🌿 Sports massage isn’t just for hardcore gym-goers or athletes with medals on the shelf. If you’ve got a body (and I’m guessing you do), you’ll probably benefit.
Think of it as a reboot for all the stress, stiffness, and those “I’ll just put up with it” aches you’ve been carrying around. I’ll loosen the tight bits, get you moving better, and remind your body how good it can actually feel.
Alongside that, you’ll find a safe space, a no-judgement therapist who swears a lot and definitely doesn’t do sugar-coating. If you’re after someone to pat you on the back and tell you everything’s fine when it isn’t, you’re in the wrong room. If you’re up for honesty, real results, and maybe even a laugh (or a cry) while we work things out, then I’ll welcome you with open arms.
And if it turns out this isn’t your thing, or the swearing isn’t your vibe 😉 that’s okay too. There are plenty of therapists out there to suit your needs, and I’d happily recommend some amazing ones I know.
Still undecided? Here’s the truth, the only regret most people have is not coming sooner. Book the session, give yourself a reset, and see what all the fuss is about. I’ve also heard (from very reliable sources) that I’m pretty awesome at what I do too 🤪