19/11/2025
Twas 5 weeks to Christmas π
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π» in our lovely Motherwell town ππ‘
Ex-Slimming World members were starting to frown ππ
βOh why did I do it? Why did I stray? ππ’
Iβve munched all the mince pies and gained in a day!β π₯§π
βIβll message Eileen , sheβs sound as they come π
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Sheβll sort out my waistband and shrink down my tum!β πβοΈ
Then up from my phone there came such a ping π±π
A message from Eileen with a cheeky wee zing: π¬β¨
βOf course you can come back β donβt sit there and stress, π
Get your gorgeous bum to group, Iβll help with the rest!β ππ€£
Eileen was practically swinging from the fairy lights above ππ
Sprinkling her members with pure Christmas love β€οΈβοΈ
βI CAN HELP! I CAN HELP!β ππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈππ»ββοΈ
Just get back to group β come join the troop! πππ«
Back to free foods, cosy stews and soup π₯π²π΅
Big hearty plates, not rabbit-food goop! π₯©π₯ππ
With lush Healthy Extras & a few cheeky syns π₯£π½
You can have your choccy and still get the wins ππ«
It doesnβt matter if youβve slipped off the rails,
Iβve seen it all before and LOVE epic comebacks tales! ππͺ
So Iβll see you in group, letβs get back in the swing ππΌ
Weβll shimmy into Christmas and let those sleigh bells ring! π₯³π
Come along and join usβ¦ Iβm saving you a seat π
Motherwell South Parish Church
Thursday 5.45pm
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