
02/09/2025
Well… the spell has gone terribly awry. Instead of a simple prosperity charm, I appear to have relocated us to the year 18-something. 👀
Everyone keeps asking why I’m shouting into this “magic glowing slate” (aka my phone with 0% signal). I asked where the nearest Starbucks was, and they handed me a tin cup of something called “boiled bean water.” ☕️💀
Also, apparently TikTok here is just… an actual clock. It ticks. And tocks.
Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be over here trying to invent WiFi with a candle and a butter churn and well, if im not, check the town stocks 🕯️📜✨