18/01/2026
New year new me! 🙄
Resolution lists 📝.🙄
Optimise your morning routine! 🙄
Get disciplined. 🙄
Get ‘healthy’ (5 a day, superfoods, protein powers, collegians, vitamins for ALL the things, calcium, iron, magnesium, potassium, zinc), all the tasteless green stuff, all the programmes! 🙄🙄🙄
Loose weight. Look great 🙄
Build muscle. Look strong 🙄
Dry January 🙄
Live Laugh Love and Light up as the warrior you were always meant to be in 2026!!! 🙄
If this stuff doesn’t make your eyes roll, then ignore this post and knock yourself out with your goals and strategies, quick fixes and the next tiresome model for living your best life 🥳
IF your divinely atuned cynicism kicks in, and you want to loving slap the deliverer of these messages across the face, then stay tuned ✨
January is a TERRIBLE time to start something new. It’s an AWFUL time to set goals and launch into a fabulous new regime. HORRENDOUS time to begin a new chapter or a new project.
January is the time to wallow in the dark. Not necessarily in a depressive, miserable state of tragic self-pity. Perhaps it’s more a soft, slow state of nothingness? Of mushy directionlessness?
But the wallowing? That’s an essential part.
The dissolving.
The melting into a shapeless, undefinable goo that refuses to answer any questions about what’s next
February. Honestly - ALSO not ideal for any grand openings 🤷🏼♀️…
BUT… this can be the most potent time begin listening 👂
To get your belly on the earth and to start the process of aligning with what wants to be dreamed in 💭 .
To sit still in the unknown long enough for the whispers of the soul to land into your awareness.
To make space for what wants to move through you next.
Because the new bit IS on its way 🙌.
AND it’s really difficult to hear it if you’re saturating your day with all the things the external world thinks you should be doing right now.
This invitation is a beckoning into the void 🌌
The place beyond thought and expectation.
To the place where things are first starting to emerge.
Have a read and see if it resonates.
I’d love to welcome you into a celebration of the very beginnings of new life on 1st Feb 2026✨
