Anna Clark Life Celebrant

Anna Clark Life Celebrant Hi! I’m Anna & I am a qualified ‘Life Celebrant’. With the NOCN Level 3 Qual from Civil Ceremonies.

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12/01/2026

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Happy New Year everyone!Was there a proposal?If so, we know that your mind starts racing and then 💥! Overwhelm kicks in....
01/01/2026

Happy New Year everyone!
Was there a proposal?
If so, we know that your mind starts racing and then 💥! Overwhelm kicks in. What’s first? Budget? Venue? Dates? Cakes? Attire? Music? Vows? Speeches? Gifts? It can go on……it’s a project for sure.
Well when I was once tackling something as grand as this a friend advised ‘How do you eat an elephant’? One bite at a time.
Well, no one is eating any elephants, but as industry professionals with over 40 years experience, we’re offering engaged couples to come & attend our ‘Wedding Planning Workshops’. A few stolen ours to help you understand the steps, make choices based on some thought provoking questions. Guest speakers will come, like DJ’s & magicians & decor specialists to answer questions. I, myself, am. Fully qualified Celebrant & Master of Ceremonies. Collectively we can get your ideas out of your head and down in a plan. Helping you to understand timelines for booking, negotiating with suppliers and anything else you might need.
Just pop me a DM or comment ‘Engaged’. 😘❤️🌈

To everyone who is getting engaged this Christmas & New Year! Congratulations! I can chat about everything weddings. Pla...
26/12/2025

To everyone who is getting engaged this Christmas & New Year! Congratulations! I can chat about everything weddings. Planning, vows, speech confidence, where to begin or write and conduct your bespoke ceremony, as unique to you both as it gets.
Let’s go! 😘

You’re looking to talk wedding ceremonies? You’re looking to start planning?Here Iam! Merry Christmas lovebugs, see you ...
24/12/2025

You’re looking to talk wedding ceremonies? You’re looking to start planning?
Here Iam! Merry Christmas lovebugs, see you in 2026! 🎄❤️❤️❤️

07/12/2025

Never ever have I watched ‘Love Actually’. Should I?

18/11/2025

Lady Honour Vows, well-known chronicler of nuptial nonsense across the North East of England—where good intentions are plenty, but planning skills are sometimes… lacking.
1. The Great Pigeon Parade of Pegswood
My dears, let me tell you of the wedding in Pegswood where the couple decided white doves were “too dear” and opted instead for “local pigeons, they’ll do the same job.”
Aye, they did a job, but not the one intended.
When the moment came, Uncle Braydon lifted the lid of the upcycled fruit crate—and out shot a flurry of pigeons who had clearly been fed nothing but leftover chips and spite. They circled once, judged the bride’s pristine dress as the cleanest surface in Northumberland, and… well, let’s just say the gown became avant-garde.
The bride cried, the groom blamed “regional wildlife,” and I noted in my little book: “If you want symbolism, don’t scrimp on the symbolism.”
2. The Cullercoats Cake Catastrophe
In lovely Cullercoats, a pair once decided they’d save money by baking their own wedding cake the night before. A bold choice, considering the groom’s only experience was heating up supermarket garlic bread.
By the time guests arrived, the cake had developed a distinct lean, like the Tower of Pisa but with more buttercream panic. After one enthusiastic toddler poked it (to see “if it was alive”), the structure surrendered and collapsed with a sigh.
The couple gamely pretended it was “deconstructed dessert,” but we all knew the truth:
Some things in life should never be attempted after 11pm, especially with Prosecco involved.
3. The North Shields Nearly-Naked Groom
In North Shields, a groom decided to keep his wedding suit “somewhere safe”—which, in his mind, meant storing it at his mate’s house to keep it away from his fiancée, who he suspected might try to “steam it wrong.”
Morning of the wedding, he realised he had forgotten which mate’s house.
Cue a frantic tour of the town, him in nothing but football shorts and a sash that read “Groom To Be.”
He arrived at the venue 40 minutes late, wearing a suit that had clearly been rescued from the floor behind someone’s sofa. The best man whispered, “It smells faintly of kebab,” which, honestly, only made it more authentic to the region.
4. The Boldon Bouncy Castle Debacle
Oh, Boldon. Where a couple, in their wisdom, decided a bouncy castle would be “a brilliant, unique alternative to a dance floor.”
Now, that’s fine on paper. But they forgot one minor detail: half the wedding party were wearing stilettos sharper than a mother-in-law’s judgement.
Within ten minutes, the castle looked like a deflated whale washed ashore on Seaburn beach. Guests staggered out of the rubber wreckage like shipwreck survivors, and the DJ—poor soul—tried to salvage the moment by suggesting a conga line.
He was rejected with a level of hostility normally reserved for people who talk during toasts.

Ah…..it’s in the air!
14/08/2025

Ah…..it’s in the air!




Can’t wait to talk to the couples who want something unique, funny and memorable. No ‘cookie cutter’ registrar ceremonie...
04/08/2025

Can’t wait to talk to the couples who want something unique, funny and memorable.
No ‘cookie cutter’ registrar ceremonies here!
Weaving sincerity, laughter, love and memories into every ceremony - where the one ingredient needed to set it apart is you both as a couple and individuals. And sometimes a furry friend!
Making the ceremony the best it can be! I’m ready..x
Are you?
Ask me today what the difference between a Celebrant & a Registrar really is. ❤️

Lovely, rarely promoted wedding venues dotted around tut Yarkshire dales….. ❤️🙏🌈🫶🫶🫶
03/08/2025

Lovely, rarely promoted wedding venues dotted around tut Yarkshire dales…..





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So kind. Thankyou beautiful. X
03/08/2025

So kind. Thankyou beautiful. X

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