The Line Doctor, Clotheslines and Repairs

02/05/2026

Thanks Leeann for booking me in to fix her Mums line in Monea, Co Fermanagh..

This will keep her happy and she will be hoping for more of the Sun shine and less of the Fermanagh rain 😫😫

02/05/2026

Thank you Derrygonnelly, always a pleasure..

One more on the Tonnagh road, then back towards Irvinestown

02/05/2026

Kinawley?? Controversial as i think its Derrylin im in??

But anyway, thanks for the call Tanya..

Next stop..

Derrygonnelly...

02/05/2026

Ballinamallard this morning.

Send me a PM if you want a booking...

01/05/2026

🤦‍♂️ TODAY IN CARRICKMORE…

Bumped into an old college friend Sean. Nice to catch up and remenise and talk about all the rounds of drink he owes me, but anyway…
I started to work and he asked me was I putting a new net on the goals, he had no clue what that big galvanised steel obstacle in his shed was even for!

Like most men, he'd walked past it for years and never took much notice.
A clothesline, lad! For drying clothes! Not a goalpost!!

✅ Anyway – I educated him. And his line now has new string and looking fantastic (whether he knew he needed it or not 😆).

📍 Tomorrow: Back in and around Fermanagh
🗓️ Next Saturday: Heading to the Derry region – keep an eye out!

📩 DM me to book – even if you don't know what that pole is for, I'll sort you out!

25/04/2026

☀️ SOME DAY TODAY! ☀️
We need more sunshine like that – I don't know what was more in demand…
🍦 Ice cream or new wheels! 😂

📍 Today's fixes: Maguiresbridge → Enniskillen → Ballinamallard
I tried my best – hope everyone's happy!

📢 PLANNING AHEAD, FOLKS!
I'm venturing into a different county – making a trip to:
📍 Cookstown
📍 Magherafelt
📍 Bellaghy

Know someone in those areas with a saggy line, seized wheels, or a line that's seen better days?

TAG or SHARE this post – let your friends up there know The Line Doctor is coming! 🛠️🧺

📩 DM for bookings – new wheels, new line, and a bit of craic!

24/04/2026

⭐ BARRY OWENS – 2 ALL-STARS
⭐ MARTY PENROSE – 2 ALL-IRELANDS

Today I fixed Marty Penrose's line in Carrickmore.
And he had a message for Barry:

"I'll see your 2 All-Stars… and raise you 2 All-Irelands." 🏆😄

All-Star or All-Ireland winner – The Line Doctor treats every line the same:

What do you need?

✅ New wheels
✅ New line
✅ Job done

Nice one, Marty!

📩 Fancy a bit of friendly banter with your fix? DM me to book!

19/04/2026

⭐ WHEN A FERMANAGH LEGEND CALLS… YOU SHOW UP! ⭐

Delighted to say I fixed the clothesline of a Teemore legend and it wasnt Spaceman McGovern, but none other than the legend Barry Owens – 2-time GAA All-Star! 🟢⚪

He told me he lives in Teemore… but I found him located at the Derrylin side of the border but sure say nothing.
And look, close enough when you're a legend!

The job? ✅ New line ✅ One very happy Barry!

📸 Photo proof – that smile says it all!

📩 Want the same treatment? DM The Line Doctor – even All-Stars need their lines sorted!

13/04/2026

Well done to previous customer Rory, he had a good wkend once again!!

⛳🏌️♂️ "Rory’s Back-Up Caddie: The Line Doctor!"🧰🔧

After a "long drive" to Hollywood, Rory’s clothesline was in the "rough" – and "puttin’ the line on" was a real challenge! But don’t worry folks... The Line Doctor made the cut!

Good luck to Rory this week!

✅ Re-strung his sagging line (no more "unplayable lies"!)
✅ Fitted pro-grade wheels (smoother than his swing at the 18th)
✅ Ironed out all issues – because even major champs deserve "dry-cleaned" un**es! 🩲🏆

Rory says: "Glad a professional finally sorted my line... now if I could just find one for my putting!"😂

📩 DM The Line Doctor – we can’t fix your handicap... but your clothesline? That’s a hole-in-one! ⛳

10/04/2026

Breaking News, won't be home.....ever..

For any bars in Lanzarote looking a beer taster, send me a message, I dont charge a pile..

Signed.....The Beer Doctor

09/04/2026

The Doctor will be servicing no lines this weekend folks, get the paracetamol into the lines...

Unless someone in Spain makes contact....

Have a good weekend, see yous next week for those ive penciled in, be patient, ill get to yous 🫣

07/04/2026