Beth Hale - Independent Celebrant

01/08/2025

Cotswolds..

31/07/2025

New reel you lot. Been ages, hasn't it!
Gonna make a proper update post soon (it's gonna be a tough one, bear with!) love yas. X

16/05/2025

“Wait, so can we still sign something during a celebrant-led wedding?” 🖋️

The short answer? Absolutely YES. And trust me, it’s fancy. Forget that dull ol’ “official” one from a registrar (there, I said it!) At my ceremonies, you get a bespoke, beautifully personalised wedding certificate on proper posh paper AND a fountain pen (because regular biros don’t cut it for something this epic).

It’s the perfect chance to recreate that special signing moment in style—with a photo op to boot! Witnesses, family, and even your nan can jump in for the snaps. Oh, and as it happens, Liam and Zoe nailed this moment at Sudley Castle just weeks ago. Queen Katherine Parr (yep, THAT Katherine Parr) even witnessed it from the great beyond 👻! - Seriously, her resting place is chilling right behind us on the left behind the beautifully stunning - , you look dapper as well of course!

So, if you want a wedding ceremony packed with love and laughter AND a certificate that’s pretty enough for Insta, you’re looking at the right celebrant 🙌.

Get in touch for availability and let's make it the best day of your lives (ghost appearances not guaranteed, sorry).

06/02/2025

💍 Thinking about proposing this Valentine's Day?

You’re not alone—it’s prime time for popping the question (along with Christmas, New Year and, oddly enough, birthdays… because nothing says “I love you” like stealing the spotlight on someone else’s day, right?).

And you know what happens after "YES!”? Couples slide into my DMs faster than your great uncle Dave at the open bar. They’re ready to plan all the fun bits, like locking in a celebrant who’s passionate, hilarious, dedicated, and knows how to keep everyone from great-grandma to your rowdy mates entertained.

👋 THAT’S ME! Your favourite Pocket Rocket Aussie Redheaded 3 x Award-winning celebrant extraordinaire!

❗🔔 SPECIAL OFFER ALERT 🔔❗

Getting engaged in Feb or March 2025? I’ll give you a whopping 10% off your ceremony booking. Yep, you read that right – book with me during proposal season and I’ll make sure your big day is epic and wallet-friendly.

📅 BUT... 2026 is already filling up faster than my Aussie esky on a summer’s day, and there’s bu**er all left for 2025 (unless you ask me nicely). SO.... Don’t wait till it’s too late – DM me today and let's make wedding magic happen!

Oh, and do your soon-to-be-engaged mates a solid – tag them here so they don’t miss out!

27/01/2025

Why Your Celebrant Matters (And Why I’m the Pocket Rocket You Need)

Congratulations, legend – you're getting hitched! Whether you're already knee-deep in Pinterest boards or just panicking about the seating chart, there’s one part of your big day that truly sets the tone (nope, it’s not the cake, though I do hope it’s delicious). It’s the CEREMONY. Yep, that chunk of time where you stand in front of your nearest and dearest, maybe shed a tear, maybe laugh a little too loudly, and definitely profess your love in a way that’s uniquely YOU.

And the secret weapon to making that happen? Errr...me – Beth, your celebrant with a knack for creating ceremonies that are equal parts heart and hilarity. I bring the lols, the memorable moments, and just the right amount of heartfelt feels without it getting all cringy and mushy (blurgh).

Whether it started with a swipe right, a chance meeting at the pub, or an accidental argument in a grocery aisle, it deserves to be celebrated in all its glorious originality.

When I work with couples, I make it VERY clear – my job isn’t just to “officiate a wedding” (ugh, boring). It’s to craft a ceremony so reflective of you two that your guests are left going, “Yep, that’s SO them!”

Let's be clear....Choosing the Right Celebrant Is EVERYTHING!!

Look, I won’t try to bribe you with free cake tasting (though I’ll happily be on hand for moral support at yours). But I will tell you that choosing the right celebrant is what makes or breaks the vibe of your ceremony and sets the scene for your entire day. Seriously.

You want someone who’ll:

Make your guests feel included.
Encourage all the love, magic, and you-ness of your relationship.
Nail the balance between laid-back Aussie humour and moments of “aww”.

If any of this sounds like the kind of wedding vibe you’re after, then I’d reckon we’re a pretty good match. Let's chat, and create a wedding ceremony you’ll actually love.

I'm done talking now...this post was long AF, sorry not sorry. xx 😍

14/01/2025

04/12/2024

G'day legends! Guess who's heading back to the land of kangaroos, meat pies, and questionable internet speeds? Yep, this pocket-rocket, award-winning, red-headed celebrant is packing her bags for a much-needed holiday in Australia to spend time with my family (and OMG THANK YOU to my good friend Jude, and all the 2025 couples that have made this possible by assisting in settling their final balance early – I love you forever).

This year’s festive season is all about dodging huntsman spiders the size of dinner plates, steering clear of cranky snakes, and wrestling the occasional jellyfish (because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like nature trying to kill you). 🕷️🐍🐙

Now, just because I’m on the other side of the globe, my couples and families get VIP service—wherever I am. Weddings don’t just stop because I’m having a cheeky Lamington or hugging a koala, so here’s the lowdown on how I’m keeping the magic alive.

 Set Those Boundaries
I’ll be checking emails and messages at the crack of dawn before the heat melts my face off. Quick replies? You bet. Just don’t expect me to answer while dodging waves at Bondi. Setting clear response times means keeping everyone happy without feeling like I’m chained to my laptop.

Stay Connected Remotely
Technology is a lifesaver (most of the time, unless the Wi-Fi goes walkabout). Video calls are still on the cards for those lovely clients who need to hash out details or brainstorm ceremony ideas—just don’t mind me if you hear kookaburras laughing in the background.

The best part? I'll be catching up with Mum, Dad, my siblings, and the whole extended clan of aunts, uncles, nieces, cousins and old friends. It’s gonna be a proper family reunion, full of laughter, banter, and probably some competitive backyard cricket.

Have a happy and safe Crimbo, catch ya’s on the other side!!

29/11/2024

Tying the knot? Nah, these legends took it literally with their hand fasting ceremony. Racheal and Harley didn’t just say “I do” — they got their hands tied by yours truly. And no, it wasn’t some weird hostage situation, I swear.

Hand fasting goes way back to ancient times (think before smart phones and slang words like skibidi and slaaay), symbolising unity with some beautifully chosen ribbons. Each colour tied around their hands represents a piece of their story. There was love, trust, adventure… and probably snacks, knowing these two.

If you’re wondering, yes—I did shed one teeny tiny celebrant tear (but it was badass and not cringe, I promise). Racheal and Harley, you absolute legends, I feel stoked to have played a part in this epic love story.

FYI, as your celebrant I can incorporate ANY kind of ritual into your ceremony - from candle lighting (which I'm doing tomorrow!), sand blending to tree planting - or maybe you could create your OWN ritual - become the next trendsetter why dontcha?

Congrats to R & H on their nuptials, and thank you for asking me to be a part of your special day

27/11/2024

Over fifty 'new views' this week...G'day lurkers, stop hiding and hit that 'like' button! Lemme know who you are and what you do!!! 🥰 (photo cred Max Turner photography)

19/11/2024

LET'S TALK ABOUT LIVING FUNERALS, SHALL WE?

Alright you lot, let's talk about something that'll make you laugh, cry, and maybe ponder a bit about life—living funerals. Yes, you heard it right! It's a party you can actually attend yourself, even if it's a bit morbid on the surface (it's not though...we all die, don't forget it!). Forget waiting around for others to talk about how bad ass you are when you're dead....Instead, why not join the convo while you're still very much part of it—whisking the spotlight away from Hamlet’s dreary 'to be, or not to be'.

But hang on…what are you on about you crazy little aussie bird?

You know how you always hear people at funerals saying, "I wish I'd told them…"? or “They would have LOVED this”… Well, a living funeral (FUNeral) is the perfect chance to sort that out. It provides a genuine opportunity for people who are old AF or terminally ill to take the reins and be part of the celebration of their own life.

Your living funeral is your last hurrah—except you're there to enjoy it. Imagine a party where the guest of honour gets to sip a cocktail (or mocktail) with their friends and family, share a laugh, and hear heartfelt sentiments.

Let's face it, though. Once you announce you're throwing a living funeral, you might get the odd eyebrow raise. Some folks reckon it's just an excuse to toot your own horn. But honestly, who cares? We all need a bit of fanfare! Plus, you're on your way out, so who gives a toss about what people think? ALSO it can be just as much about you appreciating those who've been a part of your life. Goes both ways, doesn’t it?

Throw your arms open to this heartfelt tradition and celebrate your life while you can still enjoy a beer with mates. If you want to know more, you know how to find me!

See ya in the spirit of giving and giggles,

Beth 🥰💫🤙🏻

30/06/2024

Pay attention you lot! I got front row for Shania at Glasto (perks of being small!) So look out for me on the TV waving the Coffin Club UK flag!!