13/07/2025
Sunday story time 😆
A short Silly Story: “The Seagull Summit of 2024”
Last week, on a windswept stretch of coast near Penfuddlech Bay, dozens of seagulls gathered in what experts are now calling “the largest organised meeting of seagulls in recorded history.”
At exactly 10:07 AM, beachgoers watched as gulls from all directions descended in a suspiciously well-formed circle around a half-eaten Cornish pasty. A lone crab attempted to attend the meeting but was politely escorted away by security pigeons.
Observers report the lead gull — believed to be a mysterious, one-legged veteran known only as “Clive” — cawed three times, pooped strategically on a child’s towel, and declared:
“WE DEMAND MORE CHIPS. AND LESS SCREAMING CHILDREN.”
The gulls then voted (by pecking a deckchair) to implement new seagull policies, including:
A strict No Sharing rule when it comes to sandwiches.
Official beachwear to include tiny sunglasses and stolen ice cream cones.
Formation of a Seagull Choir to perform dramatic aerial musicals every Sunday.
The summit ended when Clive dramatically flew off with someone’s flip-flop, yelling, “THIS IS OUR TIME!”
