Get Out Of Anything

Get Out Of Anything Spreading light, love and some tongue in cheek humour one card at a time.

28/10/2025

Looking for a gift? Something thoughtful and definitely not boring! 💳

Forget paper — these gold cards are premium, permanent, and perfectly inappropriate.

Shiny metal. Big personality.
Buy one for them (and one for your own emotional support wallet).

Over 120 different cards to choose from.

Www.Getoutofanything.Com

🎄Are you thinking about table presents?🎁 The kind that’ll make Grandma gasp, your sister cry-laugh, and your mates quest...
27/10/2025

🎄Are you thinking about table presents?🎁

The kind that’ll make Grandma gasp, your sister cry-laugh, and your mates question your sense of humour (again).

Our Get Out of Anything cards are the ultimate cheeky Christmas table gift - small, shiny, and guaranteed to start chaos before the turkey’s even carved.

💳 Gold aluminum.
🎄Perfect stocking or table fillers.
😂 Something for everyone

👉 Shop now at www.getoutofanything.com
and use code 25GEOUT for 25% off if you buy two or more cards

24/10/2025

Hi — I’m Vicky, mum, wife, daughter, sister, friend and proud cancer survivor. After my diagnosis in 2021, I spent three years undergoing chemotherapy, hormone therapy, radiotherapy, preventative chemo and multiple surgeries. During that journey I discovered that dark humour became one of my strongest survival tools.

From that spark came “pulling the cancer card” — a cheeky phrase that gave me permission to escape obligations or to get the things I did want to do. And one day I thought: what if I made that card… but for real? That’s how Get Out Of Anything was born.

Today, Get Out Of Anything offers premium gold-aluminium, credit-card sized metal keepsake cards, designed either for yourself or as a gift slipped into a greeting card or care package. Request after request for different conditions and occasions has grown the collection to around 120 cards and variations.

These cards are not about belittling illnesses or life’s tough moments — they’re about giving someone (you or a loved one) permission to laugh, to cry-laugh, to find a little light when the shade is long. During the hard times, and even after. For those times when the standard “get-well” greeting just doesn’t cut it.

A key part of my journey has also been giving back. I’m proud to support the Mermaid Centre — where I received my cancer treatment — by donating 10 % of every “All Things Cancer” collection.

So join me as we navigate the challenges life throws at us — together. Finding a little smile, a little mischief, and a memory that lasts. Because sometimes you just need that card to get out of anything… no explanation necessary.

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👽 The E.T. Always Wants to Go Home CardGold. Glossy. Gloriously antisocial.Perfect for anyone who’d rather be in bed tha...
22/10/2025

👽 The E.T. Always Wants to Go Home Card

Gold. Glossy. Gloriously antisocial.

Perfect for anyone who’d rather be in bed than in public.

Slip it into a card, gift it to a fellow homebody, or keep it as your official “I’m not coming” pass.

Perfect Secret Santa or stocking filler

💳 Premium metal. Credit-card size. Out-of-this-world excuse power.

🛸 Tap the link in bio — shop now before you ghost everyone again.

👴 The Grumpy Old Collection 👵Five gold cards. Endless excuses. Zero patience.🎁 The perfect cheeky add-on for any greetin...
22/10/2025

👴 The Grumpy Old Collection 👵
Five gold cards. Endless excuses. Zero patience.

🎁 The perfect cheeky add-on for any greeting card, gift, Secret Santa or stocking filler

💳 Credit-card size, premium metal, guaranteed to make someone cackle.

🛒 Tap the link in bio to shop now — before they start shouting “WHERE’S MY CARD?” again.

Www.Getoutofanything.Com

17/10/2025

They say laughter’s the best medicine.
We say: it’s this card.

Whether it’s for yourself or a friend who’s been through it — this one’s for the survivors, fighters, and professional eye-rollers who can still find the joke in the chaos.

💖 The Cancer Card — dark humour done beautifully.

17/10/2025

You know that one relative who only hears the word “dinner”?

Yeah. This card’s for them.

The Selective Hearing Card — finally, a diagnosis they’ll admit to.
Pair it with the Grumpy Old Man or Grumpy Old Woman cards for the ultimate “I love you but you’re a nightmare” gift.

🔥 Limited stock — old people jokes never get old.

🩷 GIVING BACK (because karma owes us big time) 🩷We’re now giving 10% of every card sold in our “All Things Cancer” colle...
14/10/2025

🩷 GIVING BACK (because karma owes us big time) 🩷

We’re now giving 10% of every card sold in our “All Things Cancer” collection to a charity very close to my heart — the legends who looked after me when I needed it most.

They made the worst time feel survivable — and this is my small way of saying thanks (with glitter, sarcasm, and gold).

So when you buy a Cancer Card (or anything from the collection), you’re not just laughing through the chaos — you’re helping fund real care for real people.

🛒 getoutofanything.com/giving-back

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