Get Out Of Anything

Get Out Of Anything Spreading light, love and some tongue in cheek humour one card at a time.

16/12/2025

🎄 DECEMBER GIFT🎄

We’re upgrading ALL Get Out Of Anything Cards to
✨ 1st Class postage — FREE ✨
for the rest of December.

Still time to sort:
✔️ Stocking fillers
✔️ Table presents
✔️ Secret Santa
✔️ That one person you forgot about

Same cards. Faster delivery.
No code. No catch. No stress.

👉 Order now at getoutofanything.com














12/12/2025

When words are too much…
✨ Not Tonight ✨

Pull it out.
Hand it over.
Go to sleep.

12/12/2025

SECRET SANTA / STOCKING FILLER IDEAS 🎅

Stuck on what to buy someone you barely know but secretly love to roast?

✔️ Selective Hearing – for the person who “didn’t hear you” the first five times
✔️ Old – because ageing is a privilege (and a joke)
✔️ Grumpy Old Man / Woman – permanently unimpressed, proudly so

Small, funny, and guaranteed to get a laugh — perfect Secret Santa wins without overthinking it.

🎁 Fits in a card
😂 Gets a reaction
🧑‍🎄 Perfect Christmas gift

You guys are loving the cards today! Managed to get to the post office just in time and have upgraded everyone to 1st cl...
12/12/2025

You guys are loving the cards today!

Managed to get to the post office just in time and have upgraded everyone to 1st class shipping as a Christmas treat!

Still time to get those sticking fillers, secret Santa’s and table presents 🎁

👉Www.Getoutofanything.Com

11/12/2025

Give them a piece of Cornwall this Christmas. 🎁

Cornwall All Bottled Up is a one-of-a-kind keepsake handcrafted in Perranporth, capturing the magic of the Cornish coast — real sand, sea glass, and even air collected from named local beaches, lovingly framed and ready to gift.

🎁 Why it makes the ultimate Christmas pressie:

• 💙 Handmade in Cornwall — created with love and local beach finds

• 🏖️ Authentically Cornish — real ethically sourced sand and sea glass from your favourite Cornish beach

• 🖼️ Beautifully framed — available in black, blue, sage green or pink to suit any décor

• 🌊 Customisable — commission a version from your beach for a personal touch

• 🚚 UK-wide delivery — tracked and ready to wrap

• 🔁 30-day returns — stress-free gifting

It’s the ideal Christmas gift for Cornwall lovers, beach dreamers, or anyone who misses the sea.

👉 Order yours now at getoutofanything.com

02/12/2025

Looking for ideas for Secret Santa? Make it naughty.

✨ Naughty Glitter Bomb Envelopes

💛 Perfect with gold Get Out of Anything cards

🔥 Iconic with Workplace Roast cards

Ruining Christmas, one sparkle at a time.

02/12/2025

🥵 Introducing the “Menopausal and Out of F**ks” metal wallet card — the unapologetic, sweary, hormone-fueled masterpiece every menopausal legend deserves.

Built for hot-flashing, mood-swinging, zero-tolerance queens who have run out of patience AND politeness.

02/12/2025

There’s no polite way to say it — cancer changes everything, including your right to play the card.

“Pulling the Cancer Card” turns the heavy into something defiant, a wink in the face of the unfixable.

For survivors, fighters, or friends who get it — this isn’t about making light of illness; it’s about taking back control of the narrative.








⭐ NEW REVIEWS JUST LANDED… AND THEY’RE GOLD ⭐Not me accidentally creating the world’s most chaotic “get out of anything”...
30/11/2025

⭐ NEW REVIEWS JUST LANDED… AND THEY’RE GOLD ⭐

Not me accidentally creating the world’s most chaotic “get out of anything” cards and you all using them exactly as intended 😈💅

🦿 BROKEN LEG CARD
“Great quality!”
→ Babes, it’s gold metal. Of course it is.
Perfect for anyone who dramatically limped their way through life and wants lifetime immunity.

🩻 Shoulder Surgery Card
“My friend LOVED this… she brings it to physio.”
→ If you can’t lift your arm, you can at least lift the vibes.

🎗️ CANCER CARD
“Makes my family giggle.”
→ The ✨unhinged✨ humour support group starter pack. You’re welcome.

🧠 STROKE CARD
“Made my friend laugh during rough times.”
→ If laughter is medicine, this is basically a prescription.

🎗️ Cancer Pass
“Awful situation, but this brightened her day!”
→ For the friend whose humour is darker than their doctor’s prognosis.

These cards are doing EXACTLY what they’re meant to do:
💛 Make people laugh
💛 Ease the heavy stuff
💛 Become everyone’s favourite tiny gift

When running late is a lifestyle choice… but so is looking fabulous. 💅✨Introducing our newest metal credit-card-sized ma...
28/11/2025

When running late is a lifestyle choice… but so is looking fabulous. 💅✨

Introducing our newest metal credit-card-sized masterpiece: Better Late Than Ugly.

For the ones who refuse to rush perfection — and always arrive looking dangerous in the best way.

Slide it into a gift card or keep it in your wallet as a daily excuse.

Amazing 5 ⭐️ review. Thank you 💖“This is my second time purchasing from this shop and each time these cards have been a...
28/11/2025

Amazing 5 ⭐️ review. Thank you 💖

“This is my second time purchasing from this shop and each time these cards have been an absolute hit! Such a great way to bring laughter to an otherwise sad scenario. The seller also graciously agreed to customize this card for my aunt’s brain aneurism. This will be the first place I go to when someone needs a little mood booster.”

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Perranporth
TR60EX

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http://www.getoutofanything.com/

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