01/01/2026
🥳 🎉 NEW YEAR NEW YOU 🎉 🥳
Oh please do f**k off! 😂
You don’t need fixing, upgrading, shrinking, optimising, or reinventing. I certainly bloody don’t either as despite what these pics say…. I’m fab enough thanks!
Let’s call it what it is:
A whole lot of bu****it designed to make you feel not-enough so someone else can sell you transformation in exchange for cash.
Detox this. Reset that. Become better, lighter, more disciplined, more evolved.
Go away….
You are not a January project.
You are not late.
You are not behind.
Growth that’s real doesn’t arrive on a calendar date or in a neatly packaged programme with a discount code. It happens slowly, sideways, messily and when you decide it matters, not because the internet told you it’s time. Embrace the beautiful disaster you are - you are perfectly imperfect or imperfectly perfect - I never know the right way around but it doesn’t really bloody matter does it?
If you want to change, beautiful.
If you don’t, also beautiful.
Discover yourself on your own terms.
Move when it feels true.
Rest when you need to.
Evolve because it’s honest not because it’s January 1st.
Same you. Still enough.
Always was. - YOU DO YOU you gorgeous human!
So f**k you sales pitches and any message that tries to change me…
Even if the pics above suggest I could benefit from a good nights sleep and a facial 🤣