11/02/2026
Would you trust a robot with your body?
AI now massages humans. In London, robotic arms scan your muscle tension, adjust pressure in real time, and remember exactly how you like it. £15. Fifteen minutes. No talking. No human touch.
When I first read about this, it honestly made me a bit sad. I really value the human touch — the intuition, the healing presence of a skilled therapist who can sense what’s going on beneath the surface. There’s something deeply human about being cared for by another person that no algorithm can replicate.
And yet…
With so many of us living with chronic pain, tight shoulders, and not enough time (or money) for regular treatments, I can see the appeal. A quick, affordable fix. Consistent pressure. On demand.
Maybe there is space for AI massage.
Not as a replacement — but as a supplement.
Convenience or connection? Efficiency or empathy? If 70% of our energy comes from emotion, I’ll keep that part human — and let AI handle the rest.