25/11/2025
✨Bone Broth Chronicles: Zoe Edition✨
Today’s vibe?
Just casually summoning my inner kitchen witch on a Tuesday and brewing up a cauldron of bone broth like I’m preparing for winter in the Highlands 🤣🦴🔥
Picture this:
Me… standing proudly over a pot of bubbling carcass, carrots, and mystery veg, pretending I’m in a rustic farmhouse with zero responsibilities - when really I’m in my kitchen in my pj’s, cackling at myself while the bones roast in the oven like some sort of prehistoric spa treatment.
Do I fully understand the science behind bone broth?
Absolutely not.
Do I trust that it’s basically liquid magic for my “fix yourself from the inside out” era?
1000%.
Also:
If this broth doesn’t turn me into a glowing, radiant, gut-healed goddess by tomorrow…
I’ll simply make another batch and try again. 💅🤣
🦴✨ Nourish the gut
🧅✨ Feed the soul
🥕✨ Pretend to be a kitchen alchemist
…standard Zoe behaviour.