05/11/2020
πAn Ode to Lockdown Weight Gain...π
'Twas 8 weeks 'til Christmas,
And all round the town,
Ex-1:1 slimmers
were starting to frown.
'Oh, why did I do it?
Why did I lapse?
I'll call my Consultant,
and maybe, perhaps....'
'She'll welcome me back
with a smile and her tape.
She's just what I need
to get back in shape!'
Just then, from a distance,
There came such a shout...
'Of course you can come back
- of that there's no doubt!'
'Keep drinking the water
and step on my scales,
(I really don't mind
that you slipped off the rails)'
'We'll start right away,
I'll be strict, I confess,
to help you get back
in that little black dress!'
'Those pounds will soon vanish,
I cannot deny it.
So a huge welcome back
to The 1:1 Diet!
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