Shropshire floats

08/04/2026

The sun is out for five minutes and suddenly we’re ready to knock through the walls. Both doors open for the first time this year.
We’re this close to remodeling the whole center just so you can see the cold plunge from the pavement.🤔😀
It’s a great vibe, right? (Even if, in reality, you still have to walk upstairs for the actual ice bath... consider it a pre-plunge warm-up.)

Summer is officially in the home stretch—who’s ready?
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01/04/2026

We’ve managed to secure a bulk shipment of alternative therapy materials and will be trialling them throughout April. Shropshire Floatation & Wellness Centre — Helping you find your way to wellness

27/03/2026

The clocks go forward this Sunday... Just gone.
We think you deserve something in return.
Come and float it off. An hour in the pod, weightless, silent, and blissfully unaware of what day it is, let alone what time.

It won't fix the clocks. But it'll fix you
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21/03/2026

we're famous :-)
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Shropshire wellness firm launches healthier alternative in expansion plans

18/03/2026

Most people book the Thrifty Thursday float.
It's an hour to themselves, good value, and they leave wondering why they don't do it more often.
Some of them also wish they'd booked this instead.
For £30 more than the standard Thursday float, you get the full experience — the one people normally pay £99 for. Fire & Ice to wake the body up, a full sixty-minute float to let it settle, and the Seychelles Sunroom to finish. Three and a half hours that take you somewhere most people don't get to on a normal Thursday.
Or any day, really.
What's included:
Fire & Ice room — cold plunge, infrared sauna, LED red light panel. Your body's reset button.
60-minute private floatation — an hour where nobody needs anything from you.
Seychelles Sunroom — warm, quiet, and genuinely restorative. The part people always say they nearly skipped.
£70 — Thursdays only

17/03/2026

Fun fact — Shropshire Floats is run by an Irishman. And today of all days, he’s nowhere to be seen.
Even St Patrick himself has been spotted in a float pod. Can’t say we blame him — beats herding snakes.
Catherine’s holding the fort today, the pods are open, and you’ll be very well looked after.
Happy Paddy’s Day from all of us.
www.shropshirefloats.me
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13/03/2026

THE CAR PARK IS AT IT AGAIN !🤣🤣
Regular followers will know we've been quietly documenting the strange phenomenon that is our car park colour coordination.
First it was all white. Then it looked like a Skittles advert. Today? Red, grey, red, grey, silver. Almost corporate. Almost deliberate.
Nobody plans this. It just happens.
Inside, meanwhile, people are floating weightlessly in silence, completely unaware that the car park outside has developed its own personality.
If you need us this weekend, there's still space.
Come as you are. Any colour welcome.
Helping you find your way to wellness.
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12/03/2026

Mums deserve an hour where nobody needs anything from them.
We can help with that.
Gift vouchers available now — she picks the date, you get the glory.
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Shropshire Floatation & Wellness Centre.
Helping you find your way to wellness.

08/03/2026

She came, she floated, now she won't leave.🤔🤣

Meet our new Monday and Tuesday host — a client since 2022, now very much part of the team. And yes, she's already completely at home in the pod.

Shropshire Floatation & Wellness Centre is now open 7 days a week.

Helping you find your way to wellness.

08/03/2026

Three years ago she was a client.
Now she runs the place on Mondays and Tuesdays.😁
Funny how that happens.
Meet our new host, Catherine — already very comfortable in the pod, as you can see.
Shropshire Floatation & Wellness Centre is now open 7 days a week.
Helping you find your way to wellness.

05/03/2026

We had to take some photos this week for a press release.
You know the type… standing nicely, looking thoughtful, arms folded.

After a few minutes we thought…

“Why don’t we try those poses… in the float tank?”

Turns out serious press photos are surprisingly hard to pull off while sitting in a float pod.

The real news behind the camera chaos is that we’re now open 7 days a week.

Mondays & Tuesdays are now our Recovery Days — a quieter time if you’re dealing with pain, poor sleep, burnout, or just feeling a bit worn down.

Helping you find your way to wellness.

BE HONEST… DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A PROFESSIONAL PHOTO OR TWO PEOPLE MESSING ABOUT IN A FLOAT POD? 🤔🤔🤔🤣

01/03/2026

Today the float pods look like we’ve fallen out with them.
Panels off., Wet vac out.
Tool kits everywhere.
And yes… that is a hammer.
Before anyone assumes we’re stress-testing them with brute force — it’s service day.

We’ve blocked bookings because we’re getting ready to open 7 days a week, and that doesn’t happen by hoping everything behaves itself. It happens by checking seals, servicing pumps, cleaning the parts you’ll never see, and making sure your float feels effortless.
Calm on the surface, Controlled chaos underneath.
We’re back open Wednesday. From then on — 7 DAYS A WEEK
More access. Same standards. Hammer ideally untouched.
Helping you find your way to wellness.