12/11/2025
Twas 6 weeks till Christmas 🎄, and all through the town,
Ex slimming world members, we’re starting to frown 🤨,
Oh why did I do it, oh why did I lapse 🤷🏼♀️
I’ll give Diane a call 📞 , and maybe perhaps,
She’ll welcome me back, with arms open wide 🫂
And help me lose weight,so I don’t have to hide 🫣
Then up from the roof tops, there came such a shout 📣
“Of course you can come back, of that there’s no doubt”
Diane was swinging from the chimney above,
To shower all members, with much Christmas love ❤️
Shouting “I CAN HELP! I CAN HELP! Just come back to group”
Back to free foods, likes stews and soup 🥣
With healthy extras and syns, how can you fail?
It really doesn’t matter, if you have slipped off the rail,
So I’ll see you in group, so you can get back in the swing,
And we can party 🎉 till xmas, and let the bells 🔔 ring.
Take Advantage of our lapsed member offer THIS WEEK ONLY and rejoin for free ♥️
I can’t wait to see you back - group details below ⬇️
⛪️ Lyndon Methodist Church
⏰ 8.30 & 10.0 am
👩💼call/text Diane
☎️ 07852901078
