17/04/2026
Things not to stress or worry about while getting a massage from me;
1. Hairy or prickly legs! Not having shaved legs does not negatively impact a massage experience. Also if you seen the state of my legs under my work clothes you wouldn't worry about your own 😂 seriously though who has the time to be hair free at allllll times!
2. Falling asleep and snoring! This is completely natural and also quite a nice compliment to me that you are so relaxed that you have fallen asleep! I on a nightly basis put up with my partners horrendous snoring and sleep talking, so a light snore from yourself is nothing I can't handle!
3. Pumping - while so relaxed, this is also completely normal ! It just means you are so relaxed and comfortable, I'd much rather you let it out than lie there trying to keep it in as that means you aren't letting yourself fully relax! I must admit I may have a little giggle but farts are funny! Get over it!
4. Lumps and bumps and jiggly bits. Every body is different and I think that is amazing and makes us all wonderful and unique! If every body was the same I'd be seriously bored of my job, having to follow the same boring routine day in day out. Having different body shapes and types come in is great, each body is different which means each massage I do is tailored uniquely to you, your aches and pains and the shape of your body! Seriously I have a lot of jiggly bits and lumps and bumps so don't be ashamed of your body, it has gotten you through some wonderful and not so wonderful times in your life, embrace it and give it the love it deserves ❤️
5. A messy unorganised home, I do not care or even notice if you have washing piled up or if you haven’t ran around with the hoover! As long as I have space to put the massage bed up and move around the bed then that’s me sorted! I am there to help you and nothing else! 💆♂️💆♀️
So on that note, place all of those worries and concerns to the side and book an appointment, you won’t be disappointed! ♥️
