23/04/2026
Today is national talk like Shakespeare day.
Hear ye, fair folk of Stenhousemuir! 🏥✨
In days of ailment, cough, or grievous sneeze,
When mortal coil doth ache and bring thee to thy knees,
Despair thee not, nor wander far nor wide—
For REN Pharmacy keeps learned aid inside!
A noble Prescribing Pharmacist stands ever near,
With wisdom vast and remedies sincere.
No need to summon leech nor courtly doc with haste—
Our healer swift shall see thee well posthaste!
Be it rash, or fever, or throat most sore,
We’ve potions, counsel, and so much more.
So prithee step forth, be thou bold and spry—
Let REN Pharmacy tend thee, by and by!