20/08/2025
Why an A.I. “Magic Mirror” is Just Expensive Wallpaper
Look, I get it. Tech is shiny. Stick a screen on the wall, call it “smart,” and suddenly it’s the future of fitness. But let’s not kid ourselves – the new A.I. magic fit mirror is about as close to a personal trainer as Alexa is to your Nan.
Here’s the truth:
1. You can’t talk to a mirror about your life.
Half my job isn’t teaching you how to squat, it’s being the sounding board while you catch your breath. I’ve heard about divorces, bad bosses, kids stressing you out, the dog’s ill – all between sets of deadlifts. That stuff matters. You walk out lighter, not just in calories burned, but in stress carried. Your magic mirror? It’s not listening. It’s buffering.
2. A mirror doesn’t adapt.
Feeling flat? Nursing an injury? Didn’t sleep last night? I’ll change your session so you still make progress without breaking yourself. An A.I. isn’t adjusting – it’s just trying to flog you another monthly subscription.
3. Accountability is human.
A mirror isn't going to be waiting for you and It won’t high-five you when you smash your PB.
4. Mirrors lie.
They’re programmed to tell you you’re doing great because, surprise surprise, they want you to keep paying £££ every month. I’ll tell you you’re doing great too – but only when you actually *are*.
So yeah – if you want a fancy mirror, go buy one. Hang a plant next to it, maybe light a candle, and admire your reflection. But don’t confuse that with coaching. Real training is raw, messy, human, and full of laughs, swearing, breakthroughs and the odd moan about life.
A mirror might show you your reflection. A trainer shows you your potential.