09/01/2026
As true now as it was then..
Right, it’s that time of year again where I’m going to have a word with you all... because I keep seeing the same nobbish mistakes every January!
You’ve just spent a month (or more!) binge eating, drinking, and lounging around, and NOW you’re throwing yourself headfirst into the freezing cold, gloomy January with a 100 other silly geese in the gym?!
Really?! Come on, now.
Let me save you from yourself: start small. Track your calories and your steps. MyFitnessPal and a free step-count app on your phone will do the job nicely.
Cut back on the excess gradually—this isn’t a sprint, it’s a marathon and all that jazz..
Begin with light exercise sessions. A bit of movement, a bit of structure. No need to beast yourself in week one! By the time February rolls around, you’ll have curbed your calorie intake, upped your calorie expenditure, and, most importantly, you’ll feel ready to take things up a notch.
So no crash diets, no punishment workouts. Be sensible, take it slow, and actually enjoy the process. Your future self will thank you for it.
Ritchie
Right, it’s that time of year again where I’m going to have a word with you all... because I keep seeing the same nobbish mistakes every January!
You’ve just spent a month (or more!) binge eating, drinking, and lounging around, and NOW you’re throwing yourself headfirst into the freezing cold, gloomy January with a 100 other silly geese in the gym?!
Really?! Come on, now.
Let me save you from yourself: start small. Track your calories and your steps. MyFitnessPal and a free step-count app on your phone will do the job nicely.
Cut back on the excess gradually—this isn’t a sprint, it’s a marathon and all that jazz..
Begin with light exercise sessions. A bit of movement, a bit of structure. No need to beast yourself in week one! By the time February rolls around, you’ll have curbed your calorie intake, upped your calorie expenditure, and, most importantly, you’ll feel ready to take things up a notch.
So no crash diets, no punishment workouts. Be sensible, take it slow, and actually enjoy the process. Your future self will thank you for it.
Ritchie