
04/08/2025
I’m actually HOWLING 😂
Been sorting through client files (10 years of being a 1:1 Diet Consultant coming up — how wild is that?!), and I’ve just come across a couple of old motivation notes I’d written down word for word from my clients when I asked: “What’s your why?”
Let’s just say… my lot have never been shy 😂
📝 “Cause I’m a fat c***”
📝 “Get the fat aff. For into my clothes the wardrobe. I want to be able to shave my f***y without holding my skirt out the way.”
Honestly, I’ve had THE BEST clients over the years — straight-talking, hilarious, and so bloody real. I’ve laughed with you, cried with you, and celebrated every single lb lost.
I’ve taken my foot off the throttle a wee bit lately, but this was the reminder I needed of just how much I love this job. And the best part? We now support clients on weight loss jabs too — so whether you’re doing it with or without meds, I can help make sure you’re getting all the nutrients you need along the way.
No judgment. Just support, laughs, and maybe a few overshares.
Time to get my ads in gear again I think… 💪😂
If you’re ready to shift a few lbs — or just want someone to hold your skirt while you shave — you know where I am.