Armadillo Holistic Therapies

23/05/2026

First and foremost, I’m your biggest fan. I want all and only good things for you. I’m on your side and in your corner. My treatment room is a vault- what you say in Armadillo stays in Armadillo. Now we’ve got that clear, let me tell you a couple of things we all know only too well.
1. Life is hard, complicated and women in midlife tend to carry a LOT;
2. No one gets to judge you or your choices other than YOU;
3. Sometimes we think the problem is one thing but it’s actually something else (or a load of things);
4. Sometimes we just needed someone to listen, or community, movement, friendship, headspace;
5. Sometimes we really do just want that bloody forehead line to go away, we don’t want to look cross all the time (apparently sometimes we’re not even cross)!
6. A massive part of my job (and probably the part I treasure the most) is to listen to you and intuit what you need the most on any given day.
7. So, occasionally I will gently suggest that you hold off on a particular treatment for a bit and just have a gentle, soothing rose scented facial or join one of the classes in the Armadillo studio, or buy yourself some pink fluffy preloved shoes from the Armadillo boutique (you know who you are)!
8. Holistic means a whole system approach. It’s where an ADHD brain like mine that constantly makes connections between scraps of information is an absolute gift.
9. It means every treatment is unique, bespoke and perfectly tailored to you.
10. So yes, sometimes I say no…Or not yet. Or maybe this? Or let’s try something else first. I put you in control, I explain every step, every move and every reason. You’re giving me your trust and in return I give you the highest possible standard of care, integrity, honesty and skill.

It’s why this month, like almost every month since I started in this business 6 years ago, I’ve achieved a 100% client retention rate and most of my new clients are through word of mouth recommendations.
Thank you. I love you. And sometimes I’ll tell you no. 💕💕💕💕✨✨✨🙏🙏🙏

23/05/2026

First and foremost, I’m your biggest fan. I want all and only good things for you. I’m on your side and in your corner. My treatment room is a vault- what you say in Armadillo stays in Armadillo. Now we’ve got that clear, let me tell you a couple of things we all know only too well.
1. Life is hard, complicated and women in midlife tend to carry a LOT;
2. No one gets to judge you or your choices other than YOU;
3. Sometimes we think the problem is one thing but it’s actually something else (or a load of things);
4. Sometimes we just needed someone to listen, or community, movement, friendship, headspace;
5. Sometimes we really do just want that bloody forehead line to go away, we don’t want to look cross all the time (apparently sometimes we’re not even cross)!
6. A massive part of my job (and probably the part I treasure the most) is to listen to you and intuit what you need the most on any given day.
7. So, occasionally I will gently suggest that you hold off on a particular treatment for a bit and just have a gentle, soothing rose scented facial or join one of the classes in the Armadillo studio, or buy yourself some pink fluffy preloved shoes from the Armadillo boutique (you know who you are)!
8. Holistic means a whole system approach. It’s where an ADHD brain like mine that constantly makes connections between scraps of information is an absolute gift.
9. It means every treatment is unique, bespoke and perfectly tailored to you.
10. So yes, sometimes I say no…Or not yet. Or maybe this? Or let’s try something else first. I put you in control, I explain every step, every move and every reason. You’re giving me your trust and in return I give you the highest possible standard of care, integrity, honesty and skill.

It’s why this month, like almost every month since I started in this business 6 years ago, I’ve achieved a 100% client retention rate and most of my new clients are through word of mouth recommendations.
Thank you. I love you. And sometimes I’ll tell you no. 💕💕💕💕✨✨✨🙏🙏🙏

19/04/2026

18/04/2026

I’m beyond lucky to share these moments with you. I won’t do a before and after here because it feels disrespectful somehow in this case. Enough to say, this was the end of a three hour appointment. Dawn came into the clinic having been very ill for a long time. She was depressed and filled with self loathing. We spent an hour together just chatting and drinking coffee. Dawn has been coming to me for years, she knows there’s never any pressure and that it’s never just about the outside shell of a person. She’s been unable to have treatments or even get out and about for a significant amount of time. Today, with the help of coffee, hugs, chat, laughter, love, Botox, 4ml of filler, lavender gel, soft music, some preloved clothes and jewellery shopping, and a follow up appointment booked in two weeks’ time, Dawn left the sanctuary feeling a readiness for life and joy that she hasn’t felt in a long time. This is why I’m not only about advanced aesthetics, I’m about you; the whole person. I’m with you on your journey and to me, that’s the magic of what I’m lucky enough to call my work ✨✨✨✨ Thank you beautiful . You’re glowing 💕🙏 Booking link in bio 🌿

17/04/2026

Years of very hard work, gratitude, luck, awesome family, a very supportive husband, a network of insanely talented and kind souls who have your back in ways you don’t even know, plus a little sprinkle of magic and the good fortune to live in a safe and beautiful place and be healthy. That’s ‘all’ it takes to manifest the dream! ✨✨✨Believe me, I don’t take any of this for granted. I grew up with a strong single mum, had my first job at 13, went to uni on a full grant, worked three jobs alongside my degree and I’ve never stopped working. The part I feel most fortunate for is that now I absolutely love what I do. It’s work but it’s also joy, passion, friendship, freedom and soul. Thank you so very much to everyone who’s with me for the journey. I appreciate you more than you know 🙏🥰

16/04/2026

Soooo excited to have on our team! I’ve been lucky enough to study yoga with Tina and I can tell you this is a class not to miss. Tina is an absolute queen. She will guide everyone, no matter where you’re starting from. When I very first had a class with Tina, I had torn all the ligaments in my left knee, I was struggling to even walk, let alone balance. I had gained 3 stone and lost a huge amount of muscle after being injured, hitting menopause, my home getting flooded and going through three bereavements within 18 months. Tina was a major factor in my recovery. Her empathy, humour, expertise and patience is something to behold.
Message to book. Don’t delay - Tina is much loved and her classes will sell out fast! 💕💕💕🌟🌟🌟

09/04/2026

09/04/2026

09/04/2026