
25/03/2025
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📲 IF YOUR BODY COULD TEXT YOU…
Body: Hey. We need to talk.
You: What now?
Body: Stop ignoring me. I’m tired, bloated, and in a bad mood.
You: Ok but…what do you want??
Body: KINESIOLOGY MUSCLE TESTING.
You: …that’s oddly specific.
Body: I’m literally giving you the answers. Stop guessing!
👉 With muscle testing, we figure out:
🥦 What foods love you back
😮💨 What’s stressing you out
⚡ What’s draining your energy
…and how to fix it…all in one session.
Body: Please book now. I can’t keep throwing random symptoms at you.
You: Fine. Booking.
📅 Your body messaged you. Time to respond and book a kinesiology session!
To find a professional Practitioner near you, visit our website: https://www.kinesiologyassociation.org/directory/search-by-location.aspx