14/12/2025
** A WARNING FOR ALL MEMBERS OF SLIMMING WORLD GROUPS - PLEASE READ AS YOU MAY BE AFFECTED **
There is a very nasty virus doing the rounds called 'It's Christmas So I Can't Be Bothered' - so strong is this virus that even one encounter with an infected item (most often found in beige coloured foods/chocolate/alcohol) can leave any Slimming World member feeling under the weather.
Some commonly experienced symptoms are bloating, excess wind, heartburn and an inability to do up one's jeans! Other symptoms mentioned in a test study carried out in December 2017 include not wanting to step on a set of scales!!!!
If left un-treated then this can lead to ALL of the above symptoms worsening as well as your lovely Slimming World Consultant (that's me 😘) needing therapy for withdrawal symptoms of missing members 😞
A cure is quite simple....... thank goodness...... stick with your group - seek sanctuary with others trying to avoid (or shake) the virus.
NOW I am rushing off to pack the survival guide ready for groups next week to make sure all of the wonderful members are equipped with the vaccine called JANUARY 2026 ALMOST HERE,
Diane ❤️ 07941 808099