ROAD Poetrycomedytragedy

03/02/2026

passing by a mirror

02/02/2026

27/01/2026

saw this - it was excellent. Some critics describe it as Minority Report for dummies. Actually that's unfair, the two films are different enough

25/01/2026

my love is like a ship on the ocean on the 14th april 1912...

23/01/2026

consider fate and make an o**y of it

20/01/2026

Pastel.
nothing is black and white said Mr Grey.
nothing blight and whack

not even fate
well maybe fate
if it's getting late
but
not even an
albeit great
actress
sharon tate
could lose
her albatrosses.

noting that,
not even lemmings
foraging through
David Hemmings'
eyes

rolling
forging their way
on a
salt
but not necessarily straight
path

could
reach home
on that
an all too flat
affair
not even the king's courier
Gringoire
could use as thoroughfare
a counterfeit road
unless
to counter fate

19/01/2026

lots of swearing on tv last night, but then i was watching tourettes-ial television

13/01/2026

On the other hand you will find fingers

here was a young man from Leominster
who became a keen Be-El-Emster
though he is white
he took up the fight
some say he's nowt but a famester

a
gamester

a lame stir
is all it took
to stir the pot
to
stir everything i've got

nowt but a judas
teamster
could
be behind it

on the other hand

you will find

fingers

13/01/2026

there was a young damsel from Sheen
who liked to, for kicks, cause a scene
her reputation was poor
but then God poked his oar
and changed her in ways damascene

12/01/2026

Luv u 2 bits (Sali Mali Cachu)

you're no
claudia cardinale
no great shakes
no greta scaachi
no cornflakes
but a cardinal sin
a rubbish bin.

You're no sally forth
or sally field
You're the burning man in Birmingham
my song sung hue in samsung blue
still i like you both
albeit congealed

oh sacharine you

you're no
Claudia Winklepickers
snacking on snickers
no sali mali
in cwm cachi
no tuna melt
with utility belt
this is not what you are
still i luvs your bits
like i luvs my weetabix

so says the idiot at the bar