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07/05/2026

there was a young man in a bidet
been living inside it since D day
he'd hid from the guns
and thanks to some nuns
had managed to bake his own pide

05/05/2026

'Tis difficult deciding not to work for people who's initials spell
F**k You

Ha what's it worth?
being a comedian...
i mean all that gaslighting
takes it toll

rob me rouse me
spike me
it's not exactly jolly
finding a show.

the ship of fools fills up
and you're left
peddling hot water

it's hard, like
being a kerb crawler
in your own backyard

(where Jon Glur's body lies a smirking not grave)

there's nothing to kill for
or set comedic store by
no mirth nor glee
when the last laugh's gone and went

just another slaughter house
where, taken for granted,
you act on reflex

stuck up a creek
defences spent

it's not christian
feeling two foot small
immune to the buzz,
and no taste to the tonic

Ha Bloody Ha

you are the last of the
precious problematic
lounge acts

a seeker of a secret cabaret,
for whom a date in the diary
is paramount

so it's little wonder
you kit out your chambers
and make your stand

'til finally
after years of screaming blue murder
you arrive at Avalon...
an old man

29/04/2026

they made a great find, i heard on the grapevine,
a demimondaine, a damn mundane
thing, but with a broad range of road rage.
A hottentot potentate what!

29/04/2026

a flamboyant windy day, the blue cloudless mirror up there reflects my own peculiar thoughts. for how can something so sunny be so cold? my mind vacillates also, between the old and broken and the new emerging. when my father was my age now he said he was an 'old man'. oh how his influence sticks

21/04/2026

the comedy circuit needs a select commitee

16/04/2026

Smoke and Mirrors

rumourmongers in their mill
tailor a grey area
where names
mudded
and dirtied
echo

the lancelot of gripes
pats me heavy
on the back
with an out of the blue
alright mate!
how male
how unprofessional

he pants
as if he doesn't recall
what he did
_________________

in life's sad interval
there is still a chance to put props in order,
learn my guitar in readiness

It is in a gap,
a moment like this,
- where it seems
anything can happen
and in which even
the most vigilant
get caught -
that citrus boy
gets his tuppence

14/04/2026

ym mis mai fydd bai ar bawb- pleidlais
yw pledio

14/04/2026

lead singer of

23/03/2026

for argument's sake
fragments ache

23/03/2026

nothing much

22/03/2026

politicians are always vague in their statements, like when they say a week is a long time in politics...i want to know exactly how long it is, is it ten years or ten minutes??

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