13/04/2026
💩 Right… I never thought I’d be writing this but here we are…
Apparently, you can now get paid up to £900 a month for your poo.
Yes. Your actual poo.
Before you all start planning your new side hustle (😂), there’s a catch…
You have to be in the TOP percentage of health. Like… ridiculously healthy.
So sadly, I won’t be applying anytime soon 😅
BUT it really got me thinking…
We spend so much time being hard on ourselves, don’t we?
“I’ve got no willpower”
“I can’t stick to anything”
“I just feel off all the time”
And yet… modern science is now showing that things like your gut can affect:
✨ Your mood
✨ Your anxiety
✨ Your cravings
✨ Your energy
So maybe… it’s not that you’re “failing”
👉 Maybe your body just isn’t in balance
As a therapist, I see this all the time.
People trying to force change, when actually what they need is support, understanding… and the right approach for them.
So no… I won’t be selling my poo any time soon 🤣
But it’s a good reminder that your health — inside and out — matters more than you think.
And you deserve to feel better than “just getting by” 💛