Muscleworks Therapy

14/04/2026

The (no context) quote of the day:

“AHHH… Surely you’re not supposed to be poking that, Andy?”

😂😂😂

31/03/2026

Morning Gang!
If you’ve been thinking of booking in, do it quickly.

It’s mad busy at the minute and I’m having to make people wait longer than they want. Which I hate!

So get it booked and avoid the disappointment.
Much love and thank you for keeping me open ❤️💪🏽

09/03/2026

Marathon season is underway with lots of new nutters, sorry, I mean runners, coming through the door!

Just want to say a massive thank you to you all, for talking about me to your friends. It’s those referrals and word of mouth that keep me open.

Much love.
Andy T 🫶🏽💪🏽💪🏽

07/01/2026

I’m just doing my taxes. Going through bank statements. I hate it as much as the next guy.
However!
What does make me chuckle is seeing the references from you guys, when you transfer money...
“Torture”
“Pain time”
“Why do I pay for this”
“I hate you. See you next time”
“Therapy- apparently”
😂😂😂😂😂❤️

22/12/2025

ITS CHRISTMAS 🎄🙌🏽

Just finished with my last client of the year and I’m now signing off until the 5th Jan 🙌🏽

Just want to say a sincere thank you to each and every one of you, for keeping a roof over my head and filling my belly with pizza for another year. 😆🫶🏽

I’m so grateful to you all and can’t wait to beat you all up in 2026 💪🏽🔥 But for now, my hands need a rest!

Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year.
Love to all of you sick bastards that pay me to hurt you. 😆
Andy T.
❤️💪🏽❤️💪🏽

11/12/2025

As always guys, a huge thank you for your recommendations and tags on facebook to new clients.
I can’t see when you tag me (no matter how many settings I change 🤦🏽‍♂️) but the client always tells me.
So thank you. 🫶🏽💪🏽

08/12/2025

25/11/2025

A couple of slots available tomorrow (26th) :

12:30pm & 3pm.

Message me. 🫶🏽💪🏽

20/11/2025

Morning Gang!

To answer the question you’re about to ask…

YES, I do have vouchers available for your stocking fillers 😆🥰🎄

06/11/2025

Lots of rumours and accusations about me are getting thrown around.

I need to address these here and now to set the record straight.

They are all true…
I DO in fact have the strongest fingers in Thornton Cleveleys. 😂😂😂

There… the truth is out. Now get booked in 🤣💪🏽

23/10/2025

There’s a new little sign in the room.
Now obviously I can’t force you to scan it and leave a review… but just remember who’s elbow is in your arse cheek, okay! 😂🫶🏽

15/09/2025

Faster methods of transport to and from your massage appointment, are available today and tomorrow only…
By kite : 8mins
By umbrellas: 12mins
By open jacket: 16mins
Or if you’re feeling spicy… hold up your bag for life: 4mins

😂😂😂💨🍃