Serotoning Fitness & Massage Therapy

08/03/2026

ANOTHER ONE!!

Thanks to Mrs W for alerting me to the fact our messenger hasn’t been sending me notifications. I think it’s my fault somewhere. Something to do with that broken phone fiasco in January, possibly.

Apologies to anyone who has been in touch and hasn’t had a response. I’ll make a better effort to man the inbox while I figure it out 🤦‍♀️

Why is being an adult so difficult sometimes?

T 💜

03/03/2026

We’ve had some appointments become available tomorrow ☺️

https://serotoning-fitness.selectandbook.com/

03/03/2026

Stress ball anyone?

Right, before you start, sports therapy does not have to be painful.

Can it be uncomfortable? Sure!

Do we joke about Toni having thumbs of steel? Possibly.

If a treatment is so painful you can’t stand it then we’re probably not going to achieve the desired outcome because you’re too tense anyway. But for those of you who are in the middle, you want some deep work but hold onto the legs of the table (yes, I’ve seen you) we do have some very motivational stress balls available. Just ask.

And you’ll notice for the long haired client we also have some hair bobbles that you can help yourself to if you wish 😉

Any other in clinic suggestions are welcome 😉

T 💜

02/03/2026

A lovely little flurry of bookings today! Better get yours in the diary before it’s too late.

https://serotoning-fitness.selectandbook.com/

02/03/2026

We’ve had a few people popping in to see me recently, which by the way is lovely, but just a wee reminder that we don’t have a receptionist. If you pop in on the off chance you will likely be waiting a while to speak to me.

If you’d like to book an appointment, you can book via our booking link, drop us a message or if you are passing there is a poster, just like this one, in the window with one of them funky QR code things!

I’ve got another two of these posters if anyone know somewhere that may want to display them.

As always, any questions just get in touch!

T 💜

01/03/2026

Updated availability for the week ahead.

One wee gap tomorrow if anyone wants to fill it 😉

https://serotoning-fitness.selectandbook.com

01/03/2026

A Sunday well spent brings a week of content 🥰

28/02/2026

Congratulations to our sponsored player Chris Tinlin on 150 caps!

Thank you for the invite and sorry we couldn’t make it to celebrate with you.

👏 And to Chris Tinlin on an incredible 150 caps for the 1st XV!

27/02/2026

We’re now fully booked the rest of the week aka Saturday!

Our availability next week is as shows.

https://serotoning-fitness.selectandbook.com/

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27/02/2026

Tell me I don’t have the best clients in the world … and I’ll show you a liar 😉

26/02/2026

We’ve had some cancellations, snap them up while you can.

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26/02/2026

I just need you all to be aware that this is the correct response to being in put in the diary!

T 💜