20/09/2025
Back out reintroducing the trotting in the hope of completing the 10km 2 weeks tomorrow without the need for medical assistance 😉.
Been taking it slow with intermittent trots and walks this week and managed some 1km’s interspersed with walking this morning.
If you’ve ever read or listened to The Chimp Paradox (if not you should) - this was the convo in my head this morning
Human - “right let’s take it slow, be sensible and see how the calves are feeling”
Chimp - “ let’s run 10km now!!!”
Computer - “I have no understanding of the current parameters”
After 1km
Human -“that’s feels pretty good but best take a walk and not overdo it”
Chimp -“oh come on, it’s fine!!!!!”
Computer- “I agree with the human, the calf is holding but we don’t want to push too much”
Chimp - “you two are rubbish!!!”
Repeated the above twice
Human-“the calf is starting to kick in a wee but now, maybe we’ll need to head home soon”
Chimp- “it’s totally fine, just a little ni**le, don’t be wimps, let’s keep going forever!!!”
Computer - “Human is right, I can feel the changes, our chances of much more today are slim”
Chimp - “let’s just give up then, we’re too old, broken, there isn’t enough time to heal- THERES NO POINT!!”
Human - “how about we walk a good bit, Chimp, you listen to your pop rock, look at all the fabulous things around you and I promise we will try for one more 1km for the final bit home along the beach “
Chimp - “FINE” virtual dragging of feet and minor internal stropping
Final 1km and home
Human - “well done everyone, we were sensible, kept mostly to todays limit and feel good”
Chimp-“I am amazing!!!”
Computer -“by my calculations we did well and have improved as the week has gone on. Still tight on time for the proper run but we can keep going if careful”
😂 the joy that is my 🙈 🐵 🙉 brain!!!