22/02/2026
Dad Bod, Weight Loss & The Crack Addict in Me
Winter Body Confessions from a 40+ Triathlete
By Craig Wood
Let’s talk about it.
The dad bod.
The winter version of me currently looks and feels like a slightly annoyed grizzly bear waking up from hibernation. Stiff. Hungry. Confused. Mildly aggressive if you approach me before coffee.
Why is it that as you get older, stubborn fat doesn’t just hang around — it signs a long-term tenancy agreement?
When I was younger, I could eat everything in sight and still be that guy on the beach. You know the one — 12–15 hours of training a week, abs visible from space, tri-suit one size too small “for aerodynamic purposes”.
Now?
I glance at a cake and gain 5lbs.
The cake weighs 1lb.
Explain that.
There was a time when people looked at me and thought, “He trains.”
Now I feel like Greenpeace are assessing whether I need gently rolling back into the sea.
And yes — if you’re over 40 and still racing triathlon — you know exactly what I mean. Be honest. When you tense up in the mirror now, things don’t tighten… they rearrange.
The Dad Bod Is Apparently ‘In’
I read an article the other day saying the dad bod is attractive now.
Brilliant.
So no more sucking it in.
No more buying a tri-suit one size too small hoping it compresses ambition into reality.
It’s all coming out.
I’m embracing it.
Sort of.
The Inner Crack Addict
Here’s the real issue.
Once I finish training, something happens.
It’s like my brain switches to survival mode and my wife walks into what looks like a burglary scene.
Cupboard doors open.
Empty packets of Cheetos.
Maltesers scattered across the counter like evidence.
I tell myself:
“It’s the lighter way to enjoy chocolate.”
Completely ignoring the fact I’ve just demolished a family share box in 15 minutes.
Cheetos? Don’t even start me.
I can burn 3,000–5,000 calories in a heavy training day and genuinely believe I’ve only eaten 100.
Then I downloaded a food tracking app.
Worst decision ever.
It might as well just pop up and say:
“Calm down, Craig. You’re not carbo-loading for the apocalypse.”
It keeps “lying” to me with these ridiculous numbers. Apparently, Maltesers count. Apparently, Cheetos count. Apparently, licking the spoon also counts.
Rude.
Why Is It Harder Over 40?
Here’s the boring science bit (because I can’t help myself):
As we age:
Testosterone naturally declines
Muscle mass becomes harder to maintain
Metabolic rate drops
Recovery slows
Stress increases cortisol (hello belly fat)
So you’re juggling:
Training
Work
Kids
Life
Hormones
Sleep deprivation
And wondering why the six-pack now looks more like a softly packed lunch.
It’s not weakness.
It’s biology.
But that doesn’t mean we give up.
Where SNG Actually Helps Me
This is where I’ll be honest.
The reason I built SNG wasn’t to sell magic powders.
It was because I needed tools that actually supported:
Energy control
Appetite regulation
Recovery
Consistency
ENDURE helps massively during longer sessions because of the slower-releasing carb sources like Cluster Dextrin® and Palatinose™. They provide steady energy, which helps avoid that blood sugar crash that sends you straight into the biscuit tin later.
Less crash = less “raid the cupboard like a raccoon”.
The electrolyte profile also helps hydration, which people massively underestimate for appetite control. Half the time we think we’re starving — we’re just dehydrated and dramatic.
THE EDGE helps with focus and output during sessions thanks to ingredients like:
Caffeine (obvious hero)
L-Theanine (smooths the jitters)
Citrulline Malate (improves blood flow)
Beta-alanine (buffers fatigue)
When sessions are higher quality, I burn what I intend to burn — not just “ride and scroll Instagram”.
REVIVAL helps with recovery — tart cherry extract for inflammation, magnesium for muscle relaxation and sleep quality, zinc for hormonal support. Better sleep = better appetite control = fewer midnight Cheeto incidents.
Do I still sometimes lose to Maltesers?
Yes.
But I lose less often.
The Rollercoaster
Like many amateur athletes, I fluctuate.
One month I’m:
“Look at this body, I train.”
Next month I’m:
“Peppa Pig’s Dad — endurance edition.”
But here’s the thing.
Being an amateur athlete, dad, husband, business owner, and occasional cupboard-raiding gremlin is chaotic.
And I wouldn’t change it.
Hats off to every parent juggling:
Kids
Partners
Training
Work
And the cookie monster within them
Keep going. Keep training. Keep laughing at yourself.
And yes…
Maybe keep smashing the Maltesers (because it is the lighter way to enjoy chocolate).
Just maybe not the whole box.
Chin up.
Dad bod out.
Alarm set for 4am.
At least I’ve got SNG to help keep the grizzly bear moving.
— Craig 🩷🖤