27/08/2023
If my page had an origin story a la Spiderman, then this would be it.
*now open to enquiries via fb messenger, NOT an emergency service*
The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the V***a, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s wor...