12/05/2026
It is limerick day today!
There once was a tired pair of feet,
who suffered when they had to compete,
the right 5th toe had a corn,
left 1st toenail ingrown,
and the skin on the heels overgrown.
The podiatrist she had a blade,
and deftly came to their aid,
enucleate here, anaesthetise there,
out came the corn as big as a horn,
ingrowing nail removed with flair,
and 10k completed they were walking on air.
The limerick is just a wee riddle,
but feet need serious di**le
If you've an ache or a pain,
look up the name,
a podiatrist will help you walk happy again.
