Have a Heart Wolverhampton

04/12/2025

It was a night to come together as a charity and offer thanks and festive cheer to members and supporters of a Wolverhampton heart charity.

04/12/2025

01/12/2025

26/11/2025

📣 HAVE A HEART FANTASY LEAGUE — WEEK 11 vs WEEK 12 REPORT 📣
(AKA: “Who’s flying, who’s flopping, and who’s still trying to find their login details.”)

Right then folks… the league table looks like it’s been put through a blender. Some of you have rocketed up like you’ve suddenly discovered what a transfer is, while others have plummeted faster than Bratch Rovers’ hopes after kickoff. 🤣

Attacking Ants have clearly stopped marching and started attacking, climbing the ranks like they’ve found a trail of sugar at the top of the league. 🐜
Black Country Ay We still hanging around the top like that one bloke at the pub who “only came for one” but is somehow still there at closing time.
Harry Saint Germain continuing their PSG-but-not-PSG storyline, sprinkling a bit of European glamour among the rest of us peasants.
Meanwhile Vanderers and Wolfie have apparently formed a support group for “Teams Who Exist Somewhere in the Middle And That’s Fine.” 🐺

Jota18 / Jota 18 — not sure if the space helped or not, but at least you’re consistent… ish.
Mount Bains still climbing, still falling, still climbing again. Truly the human rollercoaster of this league. 🎢
Camteke, Bextra Points, and Halloumi Hitmen are steadily proving that naming your team after dairy products or bonus points does in fact improve results.

Special shoutout to Cols Cloggers, who apparently split into two teams for Week 12 and STILL couldn’t get to the top. 🤣

Kofi’s Athletic FC, Beatles Boys, Goated, Betterthanfishing, Gems11, Tax & Tzatziki (yes, we see the spelling change 👀), and the rest of the mid-table wanderers — your performance can best be described as “present.” Not good, not bad, just… there. 😆

Down in the trenches we’ve got Old Carthusians, In The Slot, and Dawn’s Dynamite, bravely holding up the rest of the league like a foundation made entirely of optimism and last-minute transfers. 💥

And of course… Parkfield Villains, still villainous, still plotting, still somehow not top. What exactly is the plan, lads? 🤷‍♂️

Finally, Scratchings for Tea: the only team whose name guarantees more consistency than their actual score. 🐖

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So there you have it — Week 11 vs Week 12. Heroes rose, villains fell, points were won, dignity was lost, and the chaos continues.

Same time next week, when the table will probably look completely different again. Fantasy football ay we! ⚽🤣

15/11/2025

🏆 MANAGER OF THE MONTH REVIEW

International break or not, we’ve had more movement in this league than a toddler after a Capri-Sun. Let’s look at who rose, who tumbled, and who needs to have a long word with themselves.

🔼 THE CLIMBERS — Teams who actually improved their life choices

🥇 Black Country Ay We

Movement: 🚀 From mid-pack to TOP OF THE LEAGUE
The biggest, boldest, shoutiest climber.
They’ve basically charged past Attacking Ants, smashed down the door at the top, and planted a massive Black Country flag in first place yelling “AY WE TOP NOW BAB?”
Momentum? Absolutely ridiculous.
Humility? Nowhere to be seen.

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🥈 Wolfie

Movement: 🐺 A tidy rise up the standings
Wolfie has casually strolled past Harry Saint Germain and Bratch Rovers like a wolf who’s spotted an unattended picnic.
A clean climb. A howl-worthy ascent.
Finally living up to the username.

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🥉 Bratch Rovers

Movement: 📈 Still in the top cluster
Bratch didn’t exactly rocket, but unlike half the league they didn’t collapse, which somehow counts as success.
They look like the friend who revises the night before the exam and still gets a B+.

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🔽 THE FALLERS — Teams who need a tactical nap

💀 Attacking Ants

Movement: ⬇️ Knocked off the top
Week 10: Big ants.
Week 11: Slightly confused ants wandering around trying to remember where the sugar went.
Still elite — but the Ant Empire has cracked.

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💀 Harry Saint Germain

Movement: ⬇️ Dropped behind Wolfie
From would-be PSG to mid-table Ligue 1 vibes.
Neymar? Messi? Mbappé?
No — just disappointment.

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💀 Velezwolves52

Movement: ⬇️ Sliding further into the danger zone
The fall continues.
Shaky defence, questionable captaincy, and the name ending in “52” is beginning to look like the number of places they’ll drop by Christmas.

🏆 MANAGER OF THE MONTH: BLACK COUNTRY AY WE

Because they didn’t just improve — they invaded first place, planted a flag, kicked their feet up, and shouted:

“AY WE… ON TOP?”
Yes. Yes, you are.
For now.

Week 11
1. Black Country ay we – Top of the pile. Loud. Proud. Probably insufferable.
2. Attacking Ants – Still attacking. Still ants. Still terrifying.
3. Bratch Rovers – Bratching their way up the table.
4. Wolfie – Howling into the top four like it’s the moon.
5. Harry Saint Germain – The Mbappé of the Midlands… in their own head.
6. Jota 18 – Living and dying by one Portuguese man’s hamstring.
7. Vanderers – Wandered upward this time.
8. Mount Bains – Not quite bottling it yet. Encouraging.
9. Bextra Points – Still looking for those extra points.
10. Halloumi Hitmen – Squeaky, squeaky football.
11. Cols Cloggers – Mid-table? Clogged.
12. Camteke – Ticking along like a cheap smartwatch.
13. Kofi’s Athletic FC – Still jittery from all the caffeine.
14. Goated – The GOAT of being 14th.
15. Better than fishing – And somehow still proving it.
16. Beatles Boys – “Help! I need somebody…”
17. Scratchings for Tea – Dropping faster than a drunk uncle’s dance moves.
18. Parkfield Villains – Villain arc currently in the filler-episode phase.
19. Tax and Tzatziki – Mixing Greek yoghurt with HMRC paperwork as usual.
20. Velezwolves52 – Still howling, just not in celebration.
21. Gems11 – Less gemstone, more gravel at the moment.
22. Old Carthusians – Ancient but holding on.
23. In the Slot – Absolutely not in the slot.
24. Dawns Dynamite – Mid-explosion, but aimed at themselves.

11/11/2025

🦅 BIRDHOUSE AND PLANT POT RAFFLE 🪴

A massive thank you to everyone who participated in our birdhouse and plant pot raffle.
As a result of your generosity we have managed to raise a further £330 for WCASG so thank you all so so much!

Here is our winner Nigel Vann with his new personalised birdhouse and a bit of stunning winter colour for his garden 😃

A big thank you to Ian Cresswell for making the birdhouse for us and to Lydia Powell for her personalised text and logo.

Another big thank you goes out to Judith Wilkinson and Julie Banner for donating the beautiful plant pot arrangements 🌺 🪴 🌷

Thank you all so much for your support - we really appreciate it ❤️