01/02/2026
Equestrian Poo Maths (Explain It To Me Like I’m Tired)
One horse produces
→ one horse’s worth of poo.
Fine. Expected.
Add a second horse and suddenly there is
→ an offensive amount of poo.
Not double.
Not reasonable.
An amount that suggests several extra horses have joined without paying livery.
The field is covered. The barrow is instantly full. You’ve picked up for ten minutes and somehow it looks worse.
Nothing else has changed. Same horses. Same food. Same field.
So why does two horses equal a small herd’s worth of poo?
This isn’t poor management. This isn’t exaggeration. This is a genuine mystery of the equestrian world.
If anyone has an actual explanation, please come forward. Until then, I’ll be blaming some sort of f***l witchcraft.
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