31/01/2025
You wanna know abit about Mel!?? …….
Thanks chat GPT this is what It came up with🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣
If you are a patient of mine please read the last line …..made me chuckle as this is so true 🤣🤣
"Alright, listen up. So, I’m an acupuncturist, right? But not just, like, some random person poking you with needles for no reason. Nah, I have a special interest in women's health—like, if your body’s not, uh, doing what it’s supposed to, I’m the one you call. Think of me as the body whisperer but with needles. Tiny needles.
So, like, if your cycle’s as unpredictable as your friend who always forgets her keys, or if you’re trying to make a baby and it's just not happening, I can help. I’ll stick needles in you, but don’t worry—they don’t hurt! It’s more like a "hey, body, get your act together" type of thing. You know how you feel when your Wi-Fi's being slow? That’s your body without acupuncture. I’m the ‘reboot’ button.
And don’t even get me started on stress. If you're like, ‘I’m fine, I’m totally fine,’ but you’re actually one cup of coffee away from crying in a corner—yeah, that’s where I come in. I help your body chill out and remember what ‘balance’ is. It’s like giving your nervous system a spa day.
I’m in York, by the way, so if you're feeling a little, I dunno, out of sync—just come to me. I’ll be the one with the needles, the magic touch, and probably some weird herbal tea that you won’t actually drink, but I’ll try to convince you to."
Some availability left now for February … booking link in bio ☺️🙏🏻