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Compound of joy by Ronald, Tamale (2026)

19/01/2026

HER B***Y IS BIG… BUT HER BRAIN IS EMPTY

Men — don’t get fooled by the curves.

Some women are working overtime to grow their butts, not their brains.
They’ll squat all day, but won’t read a single book.
They’ll chase waist-to-hip ratio, not wisdom.
And if you fall for it — you’ll pay the price.

📌 A BRUTAL WARNING THREAD FOR MEN:

1. Just because she looks like a dream doesn’t mean she’s not a disaster.
A pretty face with an empty mind is still a liability.

2. She spends hours in the gym… but zero minutes thinking about her future.
No ambition. No drive. Just selfies and thirst traps.

3. If her entire value is based on her body — she’ll panic the moment someone younger shows up.
Because she knows that’s all she ever had.

4. A woman obsessed with looking “thick” but not thinking sharp will destroy your focus.
You’ll be babysitting insecurity, not building an empire.

5. Don’t build your legacy around a woman who can shake her ass — but can’t handle pressure.
Soft minds in soft bodies won’t survive real life.

6. She talks about being a “baddie”…
But can’t cook, can’t manage money, can’t even hold a deep conversation.
You’re not building a family. You’re babysitting a grown child.

7. Her body is trending now — but what will she offer when it stops turning heads?
You’ll wake up one day realizing you married lust, not value.

8. A smart woman can build with you.
A shallow one will only drain you.
Choose wisely. You can’t afford the wrong partner in this era.

**9. That big b***y might attract you…
But the maintenance, drama, and mental emptiness will drain your soul.

10. Stop praising beauty with no character.
You’re feeding the exact behavior that’s destroying modern relationships.

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FINAL WARNING:
A woman with a gym body but no purpose will keep you stuck in a cycle of lust, noise, and wasted time.
You don’t need another distraction with a pretty face — you need a partner with a powerful mind.

Don’t trade legacy for lust.
Don’t build a future with someone

16/01/2026

Be careful!!!

Three Robbers entered a house. They said to the lady, we don't want to spoil the order of your house and we don't want to harm you, so we are sitting here on the sofa, bring whatever cash and jewelry you have here.
The lady brought cash and jewellery. The leader of the robbers said, "Where is the diamond ring that your husband gave as a gift on your wedding anniversary?" She kept silent and brought the ring and gave it to them.

“Bring the watch that your sister sent from Dubai.” She had tears in her eyes while handing over the gift given by her sister. Now we will drink instant coffee of "Nescafé" with your permission.

After drinking coffee, the head of the Robbers said, “Now bring the leftover pineapple cake from yesterday."

When all the goods had been taken by the Robbers, the woman hesitated and said, "You guys are very professional and ethical robbers. How did you know about the things inside our house?"

The leader of the Robbers fixed the mask on his face and said, madam, we are your "Facebook friends".
We regularly read your posts. We also check your status.

End

NB: This post is dedicated to all those who post everything on social media…
Comedian Counselor Ronald

15/01/2026

HE CARRIES IT ALL: A TRIBUTE TO MEN WHO PROVIDE SILENTLY

He has to pay the rent.
He has to provide food for the children.
He has to cover their school fees, clothes, and medical care.
He has to make sure their mother never lacks anything.

And yet, when he goes out to earn that money, he is sometimes humiliated, insulted, or disrespected. Sometimes, despite all his efforts, he comes home with empty pockets.

But at home, the children wait with eyes full of hope:
“Daddy is here! He must have brought something…”

He carries this burden alone.
He keeps for himself the humiliation, the failures, the days when he couldn’t succeed.
He doesn’t know how to tell his children that tonight, once again, he has nothing to bring.

So yes, respect to our fathers.
And for women, respect your husbands: even if they bring little, they are doing everything they can.
Their courage deserves recognition, their silence deserves understanding, their efforts deserve love.

Respect is the least we can give to those who fight every single day for their families.

FINAL WARNING ⚠️
Never take for granted the sacrifices a man makes silently. If you fail to see and honor them, you risk destroying the very foundation he works to protect.
Comedian Counselor Roo

15/01/2026

THE DARK MANIPULATION TRICKS MEN USE TO F**K WOMEN WITHOUT SPENDING MONEY.

Men, pay attention.
Most of you are out here overspending, overtrying, and overpraising women who don’t even respect you.
Meanwhile, the smartest men in the streets are fvcking the same women for free using pure psychology, confidence, and strategy.
If you don’t learn the game, you’ll remain a wallet.
If you understand the game, you’ll never chase again.

This is for men only. Take notes.

1. PACKAGE YOURSELF, LOOK GOOD, AND SMELL NICE. THIS DOES NOT REQUIRE YOU TO SPEND A PENNY ON HER

First impression is a weapon.
Look sharp, smell clean, move with confidence.
Appear as though you are well‑off, calm, and in control.
Women respond to the illusion of stability.

Once she gives you the opening, move to step 2.

2. IDENTIFY HER WEAKNESSES, NEEDS, LACKS, AND AREAS WHERE SHE NEEDS HELP

Every woman has a vulnerability.
Find it.
Is it money? Stress? Bad living conditions? Job frustrations? Low self-esteem?
Whatever her gap is, that is the door you will use.

Women trust the man who pays attention.

3. TALK TO HER ABOUT HER NEEDS, WEAKNESSES, OR PROBLEMS AND START ACTING LIKE HER MESSIAH

Example 1
If her house is terrible:
“I have plans in motion. Once things go well, I’ll help you fix this place or get a new one.”

Example 2
If her phone is old:
“There’s a business I’m waiting for. Once it goes through, we’ll upgrade your phone. What phone do you prefer?”

Example 3
If her job stresses her:
“What business would you love to start on the side? With time, we’ll see how to make it happen.”

Important:
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY DO.
But to get her emotionally hooked, you must sell dreams convincingly.

4. IF SHE STARTS DOUBTING YOUR WHITE LIES, SOLVE A VERY SMALL PROBLEM TO REKINDLE HOPE

You don’t need to buy her anything big.
Just fix something tiny and she’ll start believing again.
Once hope returns, access returns.
This is how gamers stay in control.

Women love fantasy.
Women love promises.
Women love sweet mouth energy.
If you can’t provide that, you will forever overspend on kpekus you could have gotten for free.

Comedian Counselor Roo

15/01/2026

😳 Knowing these 19 basic health principles in 2026 will most likely help you stay out of the hospital, pharmacy or even taking medication due to illness.
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1. Cold water at dawn shocks the stomach like bad news. Start your morning gently with a glass of warm water

2. Oil should assist food, not announce itself before the meal arrives. Use oil moderately and go for Extra Virgin Olive oil, palm or coconut oil.

3. Rice is good. Rice every day is negotiation with diabetes. Don’t eat white rice everyday. Vary your diet.

4. Eating heavy meals at midnight is telling your heart to work overtime without pay. Sleeping immediately after eating is like parking a moving car. Avoid late night eating. Always maintain at least 3 hours between meal time and bedtime.

5. Chew your food like you paid for it. Speed eating is a modern sport with no trophy. Swallowing in a hurry is disrespect to digestion. Take your time when eating. The mouth is not a shortcut, it is the first doctor. Digestion starts on your tongue 👅

6. If your legs still work, use them. Every unnecessary short ride is a missed blessing. When the trip is super short, park the car and walk around the block.

7. Stretching in the morning tells your joints, “I have not abandoned you.” If you won’t do extensive exercise everyday, at least stretch daily.

8. Sweeping the house and doing basic house chores is not punishment. It is unpaid physiotherapy. Sweeping, cleaning and washing are exercises disguised as responsibilities. Don’t outsource everything. Do some yourself to move your joints and muscles.

9. Going for check ups does not mean you are weak. It means you are intelligent. Small sickness ignored today becomes big hospital bill tomorrow. Check up once a while.

10. Thirst is a late warning. Drink water regularly before it arrives. Always move with water. Sip water every 30 minutes if possible. Drink water like maintenance, not like rescue.

11. Rest is not laziness. It is wisdom wearing comfortable clothes. Sleep well every night. No lights, no radio or TV on. Light at night confuses the brain. Even your phone needs dark mode. Just total darkness and your pillow 😉👌🏽

12. If your food cannot trace its ancestry to a village, a farmer or a season, your body will struggle to recognise it. Kontomire, garden eggs and okro may not trend on Instagram but your blood pressure respects them deeply. Eat more fresh foods and less processed foods.

13. Life is already sweet enough. Bitter leaf, neem and prekese remind the liver that discipline still exists. Once a while take these in moderation.

14. Before Uber and motorbikes, legs were the original transport system. Walking is not poverty, it is preventive medicine. If you avoid walking, you are avoiding good health.

15. Anger does not punish the offender, it poisons the host quietly. Be mindful of your emotions and mental health in 2026.

16. Do not turn insecticide into perfume. Excess chemicals do not kill only mosquitoes, they confuse your lungs too. Use them in moderation and do nets if the mosquitoes are too much.

17. If your stomach refuses to talk daily, something is wrong. Constipation is the body holding grudges. Check your eating habits and lifestyle and resolve the strike immediately before it turns bloody 🤭

18. Manage stress intentionally. Stress is useful only in emergencies, not daily living. Take short breaks during work. Fatigue is not discipline.

19. Avoid constant snacking. The stomach also needs rest. Digestion is work. Too much work causes fatigue.

12/01/2026

A WOMAN'S LIFE. STARTS AT 18. A MAN'S LIFE STARTS AT 30. FEW WILL EVER ADMIT WHY.

Women peak early because society rewards youth, beauty, fertility.
Three things time never negotiates.

Men peak late because life rewards skill, money, status, experience.
And those take decades to build.

At 18, she is chosen by the world.
At 18, you are ignored by the world.
That's the truth every man feels but never says.

In 10 years, a disciplined man becomes richer, sharper, respected, connected.
He ascends.

In 10 years, an undisciplined woman becomes older, less desired, and more emotionally bruised.
She declines.

Time is a weapon against women.
Time is a weapon for men.
Cruel irony, but nature never apologizes.

This is why she rushes.
This is why you must not.
Her clock ticks fast.
Yours barely started.

The man who wastes his 20s dies invisible.
The woman who wastes her 20s dies bitter.
Nature doesn't care about excuses.

Her value is given early.
Your value is earned late.
Play your timeline, not hers.
A man who understands time...
wins everything.

Women will destroy you if you don't understand them. If you can't read them, you can't lead them, and if you can't lead them, you're at the mercy of their chaos.

Ignorance about female nature is a death sentence for men.

Learn female nature, or be used, discarded, and forgotten.
Comedian Counselor Roo

12/01/2026

P***S CARE

As a man, keeping your p***s healthy and sweet is important.

Your s*xual organs are very valuable and must be cared for.

1. A clean p***s is very important so wash your p***s with warm water at least twice a day. Clean the sc***um and under the p***s shaft gently and scrub your scrotal sack too.

2. Leaving too much hair around the p***s is not cool.

During s*x,the hair can cause cuts on the vaginal organs and condom.

Also, hair around the base of the p***s can be breeding ground for boils and cause bad odour so shave or keep it short and clean.

3. Don't pamper the p***s too much, As soon as you notice an infection, boil, rashes, please get help immediately.

4. Many guys wear one boxer for a whole week or even a month but for health reasons pls change your boxers everyday.

Dirty boxer may give your p***s a permanent bad smell and a bad taste.

5. Guys what you eat affects the taste of your semen or pe**le juice.

Avoid too much garlic, onion, alcohol,coffee and spicy foods.

Eat fruits that are high in natural sugar like oranges, apples, mangoes and please take honey too.

They all make your s***m taste good to feed the egg for a healthy baby.

6. A woman's face may need makeup but not your p***s.

Avoid using powder around the p***s. If you do, especially after shaving, you might have to deal with serious irritations.

The p***s doesn't need perfume to smell good so don't spray perfume around your p***s.

*NB*: For those who are not circumcised, in your case, please pull back the the fo****in and wash underneath with warm water everyday.

Always remember, a clean p***s is mightier than Goliath's sword..

Finally guys, please go for a quick check up if you notice any changes within your sc***um, this could be a sign of prostrate cancer.

It's common among men about and above 50years of age.

12/01/2026

Before you forgive her , remember it slipped out and she put it back with her own hands😂😂

12/01/2026

Marriage
1. Marriage was prepared by God. (Genesis 2:18)
2. Marriage was approved by God. (Malachi 2:15, first part)
3. Marriage was blessed by God. (John 2:2)
Therefore, husbands:
1. Love your wives. (Ephesians 5:25)
2. Nourish and cherish your wife. (Ephesians 5:29)
3. Honor your wife. (1 Peter 3:7)
4. Do not be harsh with your wife. (Colossians 3:19)
5. Do not be unfaithful to your wife. (Malachi 2:16, last part)
Likewise, wives:
1. Submit to your husbands. (Ephesians 5:22)
2. Respect your husbands. (Ephesians 5:33)
3. Adorn yourselves with good character. (1 Peter 3:4)
4. Be diligent in your household. (Proverbs 31:15)
5. Win over your husband through your piety. (1 Peter 3:1)

07/01/2026

YOUR LEFT HAND IS POWERFUL TO NEUTRALIZE ANY EVIL CHARM IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW

* If you do not trust what someone is giving to you, tell the person to drop it on the ground and then use your left hand to pick it up, or you collect it with your left hand no matter what it is.

Be it money, drink, kola etc. If the money has been used for something evil before giving it to you, your left hand will neutralize it once it comes in contact with the left hand.

* If you want to sit down in a gathering and you do not trust the people around, use you left palm to clean the chair before sitting down, apart from putting a bitter kola in your mouth.

If they jazzed the chair to inflict sickness or anything into you when you sit, once you clean it with your left hand, it is over. It will no longer be effective.

There is power in your left palm that's why evil people will never allow you take something from them with your left especially when they want to cause you harm with that particular thing.

Mystery behind everything around us is many and deeper than we think

I come in peace 🙏

07/01/2026

‎The weirdest interview I ever attended was in 2019 for the position of a pupil teacher.
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‎I applied with my WASSCE certificate. I already had a solid three years of teaching experience, which boosted my confidence during the application.
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‎However, the nature of the interview tested my emotional intelligence.
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‎Their selection process had three stages.
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‎First, I wrote an essay within thirty minutes.
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‎Then came the weird part: the waiting room. This stage wasn’t known to us beforehand.
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‎We were instructed to sit in a room and wait to be called.
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‎As funny as it may sound, we sat there for almost two hours.
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‎Boredom set in. Some applicants initiated casual conversations. Others openly expressed their frustrations. Agitations heightened.
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‎As if we were being forced to be there, no one left.
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‎Finally, they started calling us for the face-to-face interview stage.
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‎“…Are you quick-tempered, Mr. Appiah?” one of the panel members asked.
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‎I smiled. That was when it clicked. 😄
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‎I realized the interview didn’t start when I sat before the panel. It started in the waiting room.
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‎The silence, the waiting, the complaints, the small arguments, the boredom....that was the real test.
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‎Later that evening, I received a call informing me that I had been selected.
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‎I rejected the offer. I disliked the fact that I had been recorded without my consent.😄
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‎Till I write again, remember this: not every test is announced. Life often examines us without prior notice before it rewards us.
Comedian Counselor Roo

04/01/2026

SINCE S*X GOT EASIER TO GET, LOVE GOT HARDER TO FIND 💔

Men, lock in.
The world has changed, and if you don’t see it, you’ll pay the price with your heart, your time, and your future.

We live in a society of instant gratification. People swipe, click, and chase fleeting pleasures without thought. Hook-ups are a trophy. Likes are validation. Physical intimacy is common, almost casual. Emotional intimacy? Almost extinct.

Let me break it down for you:

📌 1. S*X IS EASY, LOVE IS RARE
Getting someone in bed takes seconds. Building trust, loyalty, and respect takes years. Most men confuse the two. One gives temporary pleasure, the other gives life-long stability. Know the difference.

📌 2. THE HEART IS A TREASURE, NOT A GAME
Men, if you give your heart too easily, it will be taken lightly. The woman who values attention over love, lust over respect, will leave you emotionally bankrupt. Protect your heart like you protect your money, your body, your legacy.

📌 3. LOVE REQUIRES SACRIFICE
True love isn’t convenient. It asks for patience, compromise, loyalty, and vulnerability. It demands you show up when it’s hard, when no one is watching, when your feelings waver. Modern culture teaches shortcuts—don’t buy it.

📌 4. EMOTIONAL INTIMACY IS A SUPERPOWER
Men who can build emotional connection are rare—and rare men attract rare women. Emotional intimacy is the foundation of loyalty, trust, and partnership. Without it, s*x is hollow, relationships are fragile, and your energy gets drained for nothing.

📌 5. LOYALTY IS THE NEW LUXURY
A woman who values you will fight for you emotionally, mentally, and spiritually. She won’t entertain other men, she won’t post thirst traps, she won’t make your love a game. Loyalty is a signal of true character—both hers and yours.

📌 6. WATCH WHO YOU INVEST YOUR ENERGY IN
Time, attention, emotions—these are finite resources. Don’t waste them on women chasing their next thrill. Invest in the woman who invests in your purpose, growth, and vision. She’s rare, but she exists.

📌 7. PATIENCE IS POWER
Love that lasts isn’t instant. Don’t chase bodies, chase hearts. Don’t settle for attention, demand respect. Don’t fall for pleasure, pursue connection. Men who understand this become unstoppable.

📌 8. S*X WITHOUT LOVE IS A SOUL DRAIN
Every encounter without emotional intimacy leaves residue: distraction, regret, emotional fatigue. Pleasure without purpose is a slow theft of your discipline, your focus, your future. Guard yourself.

📌 9. LOOK FOR CHARACTER, NOT CURVES
The world screams “beauty first, love later.” Ignore the noise. Beauty fades. Character builds. Loyalty lasts. The right woman will match your ambition, protect your energy, and honor your time.

📌 10. LOVE IS WORTH THE WAIT
Men, understand this: the woman who respects you, values your soul, and matches your purpose is worth every day of waiting. She won’t make love easy—but she will make life better.

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FINAL WARNING FOR MEN

S*x is everywhere. Love is rare.
Chasing bodies will leave your heart hollow.
Invest in character, patience, and emotional connection.
Guard your energy. Protect your soul. Prioritize love that grows, not pleasure that fades.

Because while s*x can be easy to get, real love is priceless. And only men who understand its value will ever hold it.
Comedian Counselor Roo

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