Boyne Body Clinic

19/11/2025

💙 A Message from Anthony, Founder of Boyne Body Clinic

To every man reading this, today, November 19th, on International Men's Day, I want to speak directly to you.

As Anthony, the founder of Boyne Body Clinic and a Neuromuscular Therapist right here in Drogheda, Co. Louth, I know the weight you carry.

I understand the pressures, the expectations, and the many times you put everyone else's needs before your own. Often, your physical aches and emotional burdens go unaddressed because you feel you just have to "power through."

But here is my core belief: Seeking support is a true sign of strength, not weakness.

I created Boyne Body Clinic to be a dedicated sanctuary also for men. My mission is to offer comprehensive physical, emotional, and caring support whenever it is needed.

🫂 Physically: Through neuromuscular therapy, I am here to address your pain, restore your movement, and get your body functioning optimally.

🫂 Emotionally & Mentally: I provide a non-judgmental, safe space where you can be heard, where you can express vulnerability, and where your well-being is the absolute priority.

You are valuable. You are important. And you are worthy of care.

This International Men's Day, please, take a moment to commit to your own health. My clinic is here for you, for your rehabilitation, your maintenance, and your overall peace of mind.

Reach out to me and text me on 0863085237,  let's work together to ensure you're strong, healthy, and supported.

With genuine respect and care,

Anthony

Your Therapist ❣️

19/11/2025

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 David Kirwan, Martina Saurin

Drop a comment to welcome them to our community, fans

17/11/2025

Wanted to surprise my client with a Swan on her arrival for her relaxing massage - her response "is that a thurd or erotica gone totally wrong?"

We both couldn't get hold of ourselves laughing throughout the whole hour 😆

16/11/2025

Just wrapped up an intense, mind-blowing training weekend with the world-renowned authority on fascia science, tensegrity (biotensegrity), and human movement John Sharkey🦴🦷🫁🫀🧠 assisted by the amazing therapist and experienced educator Kevin Prunty 🫶 a first-generation Neuromuscular Therapist (NMT)!

My head is buzzing with next-level knowledge on Fascia Connective Tissue.

​If you thought you knew manual therapy, think again! We studied the Fascial System's role, functions, and dysfunctions, learning cutting-edge techniques to release those deep, stubborn restrictions.

​The takeaway? I've traded the old "muscle-as-a-machine" model for the body's true "Tensegrity" architecture. This means I can now treat chronic pain with far greater precision and effectiveness.
​Ready to experience the difference a truly integrated approach can make? Let's get you on the table!

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15/11/2025

I am thrilled to announce my return to college at the National Training Centre in Dublin, Ireland, to pursue the Higher Diploma in Neuromuscular Therapy, a commitment driven solely by my desire to offer you the most effective and advanced care possible.

By dedicating myself to advanced chronic pain solutions, specialized TMJ and cranial techniques, detailed neurodynamic assessments, and ScarWork certification, I am continuously investing in cutting-edge knowledge to better diagnose and treat the often complex root causes of your pain, ensuring that you receive the safest, most efficient, and ultimately the most successful treatment to achieve a better recovery and a better you.

Continuous education is the key to your well-being.

Your therapist
Anthony ❣️

05/11/2025

🌙 A Blessed Goodnight 🌙

After a long, busy day of work, giving my heart and soul to help others as a neuromuscular therapist, I finally made it home. A little tired, yes, but deeply grateful.

As I stepped out of my car, I looked up and saw the moon glowing softly through the clouds. In that quiet moment, I bowed my head and thanked God, for watching over me, for giving me strength to care for others, and for surrounding me with love and purpose.

Before I rest tonight, I lift a simple prayer:
May God bless my family, my friends, my clients, and everyone who needs a touch of His comfort and healing.

May your night be peaceful, your heart calm, and your dreams filled with light. 🌕💫

From my heart to yours, blessings and gratitude always. 🙏✨

Your therapist
Anthony ❣️

03/11/2025

We needed an upgrade 😍 ✨ Introducing the Master Massage Gibraltar™ LX Therapy Table at Boyne Body Clinic! ✨

We’re thrilled to add this luxurious and ultra-durable table to our clinic. The 81cm wide, 7.6cm thick memory foam surface offers unparalleled comfort for our clients, while the solid Canadian ash wood legs and aircraft-grade steel supports ensure maximum safety and stability.

With a weight capacity of 340kg, this table is designed to accommodate all body types, including taller clients. It’s not just about comfort—Italia Nano Skin upholstery is oil and water-resistant, and the deluxe ergonomic accessories (including headrest, face cushion, and armrests) make each session truly premium.

Perfect for both mobile treatments and in-clinic sessions, this table ensures a smooth, professional experience every time. Plus, it’s eco-friendly and easy to maintain! 🖤💆‍♀️

Come experience next-level relaxation and care—only at Boyne Body Clinic! 🌿✨

Your experience at Boyne Body Clinic matters!

Your therapist
Anthony ❣️

30/10/2025

🎃 Boyne Body Clinic's RACID HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! 💀

Tired of boring, healing physical therapy? This October, Anthony at Boyne Body Clinic invites you to experience a unique, guaranteed-to-scream treatment session you won't soon forget!

For one horrifyingly low price, we promise to treat you spectacularly special with our new, unconventional therapy:

* The Treatment: Includes body and bone breaking, plus the use of genuine torture tools and equipment to ensure a truly deep, agonizing tissue experience.

* The Session: Guaranteed to be a long, slow, torture session.

* The Guarantee: No guarantee of a pulse leaving the clinic.

💀 The Price of Pain

* Standard Hour of Torture: €1200 per hour.

* BYOT (Bring Your Own Torture Device) Fee: An extra €500.

* Survival Kit: Bandages and first aid kits are available for €200 (highly recommended).

* Refreshments (Price Negotiable): Enjoy nibbles (last week's leftovers we found in the fridge) and beverages (brown tap water).

Hurry! This unique offer is one that no other clinic is able to match us—and for good reason!

For appointments, please text Lurch on 0863085237.

Happy Racid Halloween from Boyne Body Clinic 🥵

26/10/2025

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS to Michael Gafa on an incredible performance at the Dublin Marathon, finishing with a fantastic time of 3:01:53!

This outstanding result is a true testament to Michael's dedication, hard work, and relentless commitment to his training.

We at Boyne Body Clinic are incredibly proud to have played a part in his journey, providing neuromuscular therapy to ensure he was in peak condition for race day and aiding in his recovery.

Witnessing such triumphs fuels our passion for supporting athletes and active individuals in achieving their goals. Michael, your success is truly inspiring!

8.26pm: finally all 9 clients being assisted at Boyne Body Clinic have sent me their feedback. No injuries reported, 6 got better timings and 3 of them are "pi**ed" after a quick visit to the recharging point - the pub 😂

Well done ladies & gentlemen 💪

22/10/2025

Welcome to My Sanctuary

​Hello, I'm Anthony, and it's with immense pride and a full heart that I welcome you always to Boyne Body Clinic – my personal sanctuary dedicated to your well-being.

🙏 As a passionate and highly qualified neuromuscular therapist, I'm driven by an unyielding belief in the transformative power of touch. This isn't just a career for me; it's the very essence of my purpose. It's why I poured my soul into establishing Boyne Body Clinic so I could truly cultivate a restorative environment for anyone seeking profound resetting and regeneration. 💫

​My journey into this healing art was profoundly shaped by my dear Grandma Polly. I can still vividly picture her, a beacon of warmth, tirelessly massaging anyone who walked through her door, easing their pains and calming their anxieties. I’d often ask, "Grandma, what magic are you weaving?" Her loving gaze and simple reply, "Helping people to reconnect with their inner self," were a mystery to my young mind then. It took years, a lifetime of learning and experience, to truly grasp the profound wisdom in those words. Now, I stand before you, your dedicated therapist, finally understanding that it’s about so much more than just physical relief; it’s about guiding you back to a harmonious relationship with your own body and spirit. 💖

​Let me be clear: the incredible benefits of massage are a universal gift. Whether you are male or female, an athlete pushing boundaries, a parent juggling responsibilities, or simply someone navigating the stresses of daily life, your body deserves care, and the massage is for you. While our individual needs may vary, the fundamental power of therapeutic touch to heal, soothe, and rejuvenate remains constant for every single person.

For appointments, text me privately to 086 308 5237 🫶

20/10/2025