06/01/2026
Happy Nollaig na mBan!
Apparently today is the day women are meant to pause, relax, and do nothing.
A lovely idea. Absolutely fictional — but lovely. 🤣🤣
The washing still needs doing, the kettle is still your responsibility, and somehow you’re still the one who knows where everything is. Even on your own day.
So here’s to the women who are “taking a break” while standing up, solving three problems, and thinking about tomorrow’s dinner. May you be waited on, spoiled rotten, or at the very least left alone long enough to finish a cup of tea and go to the toilet in peace.