10/02/2026
This for those that know 💜💚💜
For over twenty years, pain lived in my body like an unwelcome visitor.
Deep, relentless aches, sharp jabs, burning, tingling, numbness in places.
Crippling low back, neck, and shoulder pain that slowly spread into my joints and wrapped my mind in brain fog so dense I could barely think.
Many days I could not work. Some days I could not even get out of bed.
I had chronic illnesses, a throat so sore I couldn’t speak.
I felt like I was slowly dying.
Doctors told me it was stress, hormones, or simply “getting older.” Then multiple autoimmune diseases showed up. 🤯
For decades, I tried everything to heal: cut out grains, did different diets, energy healing, weekly chiro, weekly acupuncture, red light therapy binders, infrared sauna, cilantro and algae, drops, liver and gallbladder flushes, weekly IVs, glutathione.
Did cold plunges, fasts, tried the protocols as promised. Nothing helped and I kept getting worse, developing stomach ulcers from the h pylori... the kind with virulence factors and associated with stomach cancer. 😱
It got so bad that I explanted out of desperation, but still had issues .
Now I understand what was really happening.
I carry common genetic variants, slow COMT and MTHFR, that already make detoxification harder and slower for me.
At 22, breast implants blocked my body’s natural pathways to clear waste.
Your brain has its own cleansing system called the glymphatic system. It only fully opens during deep, restorative sleep, washing away toxins, misfolded proteins, and metabolic debris with cerebrospinal fluid. When it flows freely, you wake up clear, renewed, alive.
Breast implants shut it down in two devastating ways.
First, nerve compression from the implants and scar capsules kept my nervous system trapped in constant hypervigilance, a low-grade fight-or-flight that never let me truly rest.
Deep sleep became impossible for years.
Second, the weight and restriction prevented full diaphragmatic breathing. Without that gentle rhythmic pump, the glymphatic system could not move waste out of my brain.
Toxins just circled, trapped. No protocol, no supplement could fix drainage when the pathways were physically blocked and my body never felt safe enough to relax.
I was diagnosed with so many things over the decades. All the while the main culprit (that multiple doctors and society had exalted as safe) was literally right underneath my nose.
I had “snoopy boobs” my doctor said, that it was a birth defect. I rationalized the surgery and put $6K on the credit card.
Today, that explant surgery can cost $20-30K!
This is why so many of us suffer for years, chasing answers with little relief.
Until we explant and give the body back its natural architecture.
Only then can the nervous system soften, breath deepen, sleep return, and the brain finally cleanse itself.
If you are reading this through your own pain, exhaustion, or fog, please hear me:
your body is not failing you.
It has been fiercely protecting you while carrying something it was never meant to carry.
Healing is not only about removing toxins. It is about removing the interference, the implants and the entire defensive capsule your wise body built around them, so true restoration can finally begin.
Once they are properly gone, full detoxification may still take time, sometimes minerals and metals are years, but most women feel real relief far sooner.
I became a functional medicine doctor for myself first. Because it was the only way for me to finally get to the bottom of what was happening.
EXPLANT. Regain your health.
You deserve to move without pain.
You deserve to think clearly again.
You deserve to wake up feeling fully, vibrantly yourself.
With deep love and unwavering care on your sacred healing ❤️🩹 journey,
Dr. LaVeena Archers, PhD
