16/12/2025
🚨 WARNING SLIMMING WORLD MEMBERS 🚨
**A highly contagious Christmas virus is doing the rounds**…
🦠 Virus Name:
“It’s Christmas So I Can’t Be Bothered”
⚠️ Commonly Found In:
• Beige foods
• Chocolate
• Alcohol
🤒 Symptoms Include:
• Bloating
• Heartburn
• Excess wind
• Jeans mysteriously shrinking
• Avoiding the scales
😱 Side Effects:
Your fabulous SW Consultant missing you terribly 💔
💉 THE CURE:
Stick with your group
Seek support
Avoid total Christmas derailment
🎉 VACCINE AVAILABLE:
“JANUARY 2026 ALMOST HERE”
📍 Tramore Community Care Centre
⏰ Open as usual this week
👩⚕️ Administered by your consultant (that’s me 😘)
Don’t worry… it won’t hurt 😜 💉🤣
Tracey xx🎅