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—📢 *Here at Rutgers, We Are Ready to Help South Asian Brain Health!*We’re conducting an important study on **attitudes t...
04/09/2024



📢 *Here at Rutgers, We Are Ready to Help South Asian Brain Health!*

We’re conducting an important study on **attitudes towards MRI among older South Asians** (including East Asian and Southeast Asian) in the US. South Asians participate in research far less often than other groups, and we want to understand the reasons behind this. If you’re **50 years or older** and can read English, we invite you to take just **15 minutes**

Join us in bridging the gap and contributing to better brain health in our community. Check out the poster for more details or contact us at memory411@rutgers.edu. Your involvement matters

24/06/2019

Reporter: Why are the children dying?

Doctor: Ah, nothing watching people die is my hobby and duty. Getting ambushed in between comes as a bonus.

Reporter: While children were dying here, where were you?

Doctor: After working for 48 hours continuous, I felt like the s**t touching the cotton so I went to the toilet.

Reporter: There are three children per single bed...WHY?

Doctor: Ah, nothing, My house was recently renovated, I took some bed to my house like other doctors too.

Reporter: Heard that chidren die because of low glucose, low calcium and convulsions...WHY?

Doctor: Ah, nothing, sugar we took home to make tea, calcium we added to our tooth paste make it cavity free and injection phenytoin to control convulsions, they're send for carbon dating to NASA to find out their exact expiry date.

Reporter: Why there's only one doctor to cater to one million patients.

Doctors: Others joined a music troup as drums, because for the beating they get there they get paid too...here only beatings exist

Reporter: Thank you for the information

Doctor: thank you now, Please move away moron lady, you're standing on a dying kid lying on the floor

16/06/2019

*"The Short story of Stroke uncle’*

*Age - 40 years*

Doctor: Gentleman, you are Pre-diabetic and Prehypertensive. You need to stop smoking, reduce salt & sugar intake and starting exercising.

Uncle: I will try.

Relatives: It's okay, doctor will say all these things. Have one more sweet; it's DIwali !

*Age - 44 years*

Doctor: Gentleman, you have diabetes and hypertension. You need to start medicines for the same. Here is diabetes medicine and here is BP medicine.

Uncle: I will try.

Relatives: Arey Uncle, all these doctors will make you addicted to medicines. Don't take medicines, you don't need it.

*Age 47 years*

Doctor: Uncle I prescribed you these medicines, and you are not taking any.

Uncle: My relatives told me, medicines will make me an addict.

Doctor: This is life-saving medicine, not co***ne. Anyways, You also need cholesterol medicines. Take this BP medicine, this Diabetes medicine and this cholesterol medicines.

Uncle: I will try.

Relatives: Uncle, cholesterol medicines are a scam. I read that on the WhatsApp. Don't take diabetes medicine; take this Karela ka juice.

*Age 50 years*

Doctor: Uncle, your diabetes and BP, are entirely out of control. It seems you have not started any medicine. You sugars are very high. You need insulin.

Uncle: I will try.

Relatives: Arey Uncle, dont take insulin and all that. Take this new medicine BGR-34, I saw its ad in newspaper. Take this newspaper clipping of BGR-34, it will give you 30% discount.

*Age- 52 years*

Uncle develops Brain stroke because of uncontrolled diabetes, cholesterol and high blood pressure. Relatives take him to hospital.

Relatives: Doctor, save our uncle. 'He is under your care'

Doctor: I will try.

Uncle dies. Relatives beat up the doctor and fracture his skull. The End of story.

13/06/2019
to all happy and blessed mom
22/03/2019

to all happy and blessed mom

we welcome our new family memberDr MamataRenowned ENT Surgeon
04/03/2019

we welcome our new family member
Dr Mamata
Renowned ENT Surgeon

15/12/2018

*Rediscover Your Doctor*

_*Do you know*_ that when treating you of your viral fever your doctor gets exposed to the virus?

_*Do you know*_ that when doing surgery your doctor gets cuts and pricks that may transmit disease from patient to doctor?

_*Do you know*_ that when your doctor dresses your diabetic foot, they feel nauseated by smell and do not feel like eating for the whole day?

_*Do you know*_ that when during a delivery the patient often passes urine and motion that may spills on the doctor?

_*Do you know*_ that even though your doctor's own child might be suffering from fever, he has to leave him to his servants as he has to go and treat others while his own child suffers?

_*Do you know*_ that for every delivery case your doctor has to attend at least 10 calls throughout night.. And then be back to work early next day?

_*Do you know*_ that when a neurosurgeon operates for 12 hours continuously he loses track of time and forgets to eat or sleep?

_*Do you know*_ that a radiologist is exposed to dangerous levels of radiation in the lab

_*Do you know*_ that the life span of doctors is 10 years less than public average because of stress?

*A doctor doesn’t just work for money. With their level of intelligence they could earn more money had they chosen other professions.*

_*Please take a moment to thank all the Doctors!*_

this little cute munchkin has made his place permanent in our staff room
23/07/2018

this little cute munchkin has made his place permanent in our staff room

20/07/2018

menstrual cycle explained in a best possible way

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Anand
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