Spiritual Leader Khushaal Alien

30/06/2022

I don't know how it's done, but I did it. I died all 9 times and survived.

27/06/2022

*Takes puff*

Your mother is your father's gift to you. And for this Great gift, gratitude is in due, to him. You don't remember how you got this gift, you pretty much gave it to yourself, but it's not about remembering how you got it. As a member of the species, it's about passing the flame towards future generations. And the desire to pass this little flame is one reason why you sometimes get h***y at night. 🙏🏼

*exhales*

Good to be back on facebook.

02/06/2022

There was a time I used to live in delusions.
Life was boring and I didn't like the confusions.
I left reality, and surrendered to my imagination.
Eventually crash-landed with nothing but frustration.

I wake up but the dream won't reach termination
The seeds were planted and it's still in germination.
I flew again and again, like starting over on a PlayStation.
And crashed harder each time, is too much for a liberation?

Am I able to give you an accurate depiction?
Do I have the words I need in my diction?
Why was there just so much friction
Between my reality.. .and my fiction?

I'll tell you this.

There is no cure that'll stop the train.
All of the population is varying degrees of insane.
You escape it, but it's about what you bring back.
Your own seeds, new notes for your soundtrack.

Nothing is useless, your dreams have a place
Just find where they fit in your journey through this maze
This poem is too lame for the adept reader
Hence it's here, a post by the "Spiritual Leader"

30/05/2022

You're constantly being guided. All you have to do is keep an eye open for the signs. 🙏🏼

29/05/2022

28/05/2022

Spiritual leaders are human, just like you. The only reason you must put one on a pedestal is if you want to get a better look at them. The ultimate lesson one could teach you is that you do not NEED them (anymore, and ever before simultaneously). Beyond that, they don't know any more than you do, except maybe about how to manipulate you into thinking they do. You don't need to follow them like a flock of clueless birds. You don't need to dedicate your entire life to being more like them. And most importantly, you do not need to worship them!

Except for Spiritual Leader Khushaal Alien of course. He's not like the others. He's sexy. And you should not disrespect the sexy. It's against the law.

25/05/2022

And it WILL come out.

22/05/2022

Audience Member: Spiritual Leader Khushaal Alienji, why is it that sometimes my mind is at peace, I have perfect clarity, I'm relaxed and meditative, but other times, I'm scattered, my mind is a mess and I'm very distracted? I thought it has to do with my surroundings, or the time of the day, but I can be very different even in the same environment at the same time of the day, just on different days. Please advise me. 🙏🏼

Spiritual Leader Khushaal Alien: You must understand that this alternation between clarity and chaos is a necessary part of your development. The friction between the two is what creates the fire. And the fire is what causes the illumination. You must do it with passion. That's the magic when you connect, and disconnect, and connect, and disconnect, and connect and mmm..

Sorry, I was thinking about something else.

Okay, I'll put it this way..

Does that feel better?

Sorry I got carried away again.

What I wanted to say was, there might be moments when you're in the dark and there might be moments where you have the light, so when you do have it, you might as well get things that WERE in the dark, to the light. But if you're going to ask me why the darkness exists, I'd say it exists just for you to crave and seek your own light.

Does that answer your question?

Audience Member: What? No. Not at all.

Spiritual Leader Khushaal Alien: Oh

17/05/2022

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Looking forward to meeting your money.

🙏

16/05/2022

An interviewer recently asked Spiritual Leader Khushaal Alien, "How does it feel now that you have a big following?"

To which, he replied, "It's getting hectic everywhere that I go. They wont leave me alone. There's things they all want to know. I'm paranoid of all the people I meet. Why are they talking to me? And why can't anyone see I just wanna live??"

One might think this is clearly a sign of distress unless they realize his holiness was just trolling the crowd with lyrics from a lame rock band that was popular when he was a teenager, Good Charlotte.

15/05/2022

How death greeted Alan Watts in 1973..

(Edit by:
Dad joke by: Spiritual Leader Khushaal Alien )

14/05/2022

Duality is a trap. Both sides..require your equal attention. On one hand, there's austerity, on the other, you have hedonism. What you have on both hands..both the left and the right..need equal love at the same time. 👀

May you accept both sides with grace.

🙏🏼

13/05/2022

Clouds of excitement come and go
Clouds of sadness come and go
But behind these clouds is the constant stillness of the infinite sky
Be like a ho**er and watch them all just come and go
I mean, be like the sky
Be like the sky

🙏🏼

13/05/2022

Words program you, and those words that are more prone to repetition seeps deeper into your subconscious self, with a more powerful impact on you. Which is why a person's name is often the most beautiful sounding word to them.

It is for this reason that great care must be taken while naming a child. I don't know what Sadhguru's parents were thinking. Giving him a name that begins with 'Sad'. Yet despite this, he seems like a very happy dude. If this doesn't speak for the power of yoga, I don't know what will!