08/05/2025
How Can an Astrologer Help You?
(And no, it's not by selling you magic crystals or moon-charged bracelets.)
When life throws lemons and you desperately want a weather forecast for your future, astrology might offer some lemonade—but only two cups:
1. Will your wish (job, marriage, promotion, world domination, etc.) come true?
2. If yes, when can you expect it to knock on your door?
That’s pretty much the astrologer’s job description. Anything more—especially if someone starts offering expensive “remedies” involving gemstones, mantras, or bathing under a full moon while chanting Sanskrit—consider it a big, flashing red flag.
Here are a few real-life cosmic encounters:
Client #1: Wanted to know if her health issues would get better (November 2024).
🔮 Planets said: "Things look up after March 2025."
✅ She felt better post-March. The stars weren’t kidding.
Client #2: Asked if he’d land a good job and what kind of salary he could expect.
🔮 Stars predicted: “Yes, and around ₹12 lakhs.”
✅ He got the job and the ₹12 lakh package. Boom.
Client #3: Jobless since July 2024, showed up in October asking when work would return.
🔮 Stars replied: “Wait five more months, till March 2025.”
✅ She joined a company in the first week of April. Right on cosmic schedule.
Client #4: Wanted to know if a particular day was good for a C-section.
🔮 I said, “Trust your doctor, not your horoscope.”
✅ She did. Baby arrived happy and healthy. Sometimes science and astrology can co-parent peacefully.
