Lucent News

15/09/2014

04/09/2014

After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.
Once he received a call from old age home....Mom very serious ..... please come to visit.
Son went and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed.
He asked: Mom what can I do for you.
Mom replied... "Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".
Son was surprised and asked: mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why?
Mom replied.....

"it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage"

02/09/2014

When a bird is alive, It eats Ants. When the bird is dead.. Ants eat the bird..
Time & Circumstances can change at any time. Don't devalue or hurt anyone in life. You may be powerful today, but remember Time is more powerful than you!
One tree makes a million match sticks.. But only one match stick can burn a million trees.. So be good and do good..

02/09/2014

Now a Days.........

30/08/2014

Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water.
As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its
body temperature accordingly.
The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature...
Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not
able to adjust anymore...
At that point the frog decides to jump out...
The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it has lost all
its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature...
Very soon the frog dies.
What killed the frog?
Many of us would say the boiling water...
But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide
when it had to jump out.
We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be
sure when we need to adjust and when we need to confront/face.
There are times when we need to face the situation and take the
appropriate action...
If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally, emotionally or
financially, they will continue to do so...
We have to decide when to jump.
Let us jump while we still have the strength.
Think on It !!

22/08/2014

WHAT DOCTORS SAY; AND WHAT THEY'RE REALLY THINKING

1. "This should be taken care of right away."
"I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself."

2. "Welllllll, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

3. "Let me check your medical history."
" I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you."

4. "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
"I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time" - or - "I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit."

5. "We have some good news and some bad news."
"The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it."

6. "Let's see how it develops."
"Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured."

7. "Let me schedule you for some tests."
"I have a forty percent interest in the lab."

8. "I'd like to have my associate look at you."
"He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle."

9. "I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
"I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig."

10. "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
"I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself."

11. "That's quite a nasty looking wound."
"I think I'm going to throw up."

12. "This may smart a little."
"Last week two patients bit off their tongues."

13. "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
"I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?"

14. "This should fix you up."
"The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff."

15. "Everything seems to be normal."
"Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all."

16. "I'd like to run some more tests."
"I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one."

17. "Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
"You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ..."

18. "There is a lot of that going around."
"My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this."

19. "If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
"I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week"

21/08/2014

Just For Relax............

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".

21/08/2014

1)Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tires.

2.Racism will never end As long as white bread still costs more than brown bread.

3.Racism Will never end as long we still wash first white clothes, then other colors later

4.Racism will never end if people still use BLACK to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace!

5.Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to the funerals

6.Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are Blacklisted not Whitelisted. Even when playing the pool (snooker), you haven't won until you sink the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the field