26/11/2024
Namma Bengaluru: freshly brewed story
Ah, Bengaluru! The city where even our schedules need Google Calendar to survive.
We’ve got BigBasket for our week plans, Swiggy for when the kitchen feels like Mount Everest,
And Zepto? Bro, they deliver faster than I can decide what to order. Blink once—it’s there. Blink twice—did they deliver stationaries too?!
Life here is a constant FOMO fest.
You’ve got cricket matches, theatre plays, new cafés opening every hour—
And somehow, you still end up on your couch, scrolling Instagram, thinking,
“Yen guru, everyone’s living their best life, and I just missed Rameshwaram Café’s idlis again!”
The weather? Oh, it’s the city’s biggest stand-up act.
It rains in Jayanagar while JP Nagar feels like a tanning salon.
So here we are, carrying a raincoat in one hand, sunscreen in the other,
Because Bengaluru will have you looking like a confused meteorologist at all times.
And don’t even get me started on the traffic!
One Silk Board jam and you’re halfway to spiritual enlightenment.
By the time you reach your destination, your playlist has played all the audiobooks on Spotify.
But you know what? We love it.
We thrive in this chaos—dodging potholes like a video game,
Balancing our lives between MG Road malls, Cubbon Park walks, Sunday bookies meet
And waiting for that sweet Zomato guy to show up with our emotional support biryani.
So here’s to Bengaluru!
Where life moves fast, the traffic moves slow,
The weather keeps you guessing, and FOMO never lets go.
But no matter how crazy it gets,
Leaving this city? Nah, bro. This is home, traffic and all!
Namma ooru, yen hosa guru ?
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