16/04/2016
How to be kind to a dentist (so that he/she can be kind to you in return):
1. Pay him. Even for consultation. No it's not free.
2. Pay him on time. Always.
3. Don't bargain. It isn't your birthright. It never was.
4. If it's your first time to the dentist since your birth. Please don't greet him/her by saying "I hate dentists and I hate this chair". Manners? Don't expect him to be kind after this.
5. Dentistry is literally a backbreaking job. Don't make it more tough by closing your mouth as we work. We will allow you to rest if you let us know.
6. Follow instructions. All of them. Not one. Not two. Not once in a while. All and always.
7. If you are getting a tooth treated in your upper jaw, it is an opportunity to be the most kind human being you can be, appreciate your dentist for the literally back breaking job he/she has done. If you want to be kinder and generous spa vouchers are always welcome. You will be blessed for life.
8. Guarantee is for electronic appliances. Avoid usage of this term for any medical treatment.
9. We really enjoy saving your teeth. Don't ask us to extract teeth which can be saved. It breaks our heart. Really does.
10. One last one, please brush your teeth before you visit us. If not, atleast rinsing would be highly appreciated. We know where food is getting stuck. We don't need evidence. We can do without it.
We relieve pain so you don't have to re-live it